New policy: Don’t try to sleep with the Able Sisters just for new clothes
“Ugh…what happened last night?” For the first time in forever, Frag went to a party…and surprisingly he actually managed to hook up with the reader…unfortunately he doesn’t remember anything from that night “…Who’s house am I in?”
He would probably fold to ANY of her requests is she dressed like this
“𝒪𝒽! 𝐼𝓉’𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊! 𝐻𝑜𝓌 𝓂𝒶𝓎 𝐼 𝒶𝓈𝓈𝒾𝓈𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊?” 𝓘𝓼𝓪𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮, 𝓣𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓐𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓽…𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓪 𝓼𝓮𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓽~
He would hang this up somewhere on the island
ℙ𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕕! “𝕠𝕙, 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕚𝕗𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥. 𝕀𝕥'𝕤 𝕕𝕖𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝕚𝕟 𝕤𝕥𝕪𝕝𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟.”
Blink, blink… He’d get up and grab the sheet “…Might as well since my work’s been destroyed💧”
As she carelessly slid off of his desk, one piece of paper got stuck in her asscrack, getting crumpled from the middle outwards in the process. "It's always just work work work with you. Take a break after doing what I told you to do for crying out loud."
“Fine, just get up before I have to redo ALL of my work” The only time he touches her without permission…and of course it’s to “save” his already crumpled documents
"No delay! I need it now. And tell that Fox he can't come today. I am not chilling there with his greasy boat obstructing the view!"
He breathed a sigh of relief…not having to manage much since that beach was more secluded Although his relief disappeared when he realized her ass was crumpling home contracts for the other villagers “…I’m gonna have to delay that again 💧”
"Eww, no, the noise would reach the beach anyways!" Sitting on his desk, on top of some really important documents. "The small one where the boat sometimes anchors..."
Huh…Luckily the town has two beaches, but ones more popular because it’s conveniently near a shopping mall “…Please tell me you want the one that isn’t next to the shopping district”
"You've got to reserve the beach for me and me only. At least for the day, maybe tomorrow too. I don't want noisy commoners with their trash and loud fun-having and screaming children around, so they all need to be banned from using the beach!"
He was typing something away on his laptop when she just busted in “…Why are you— Nevermind that, what is it now, Ankha?”
Kicks open the door to @townmayortwink.bsky.social's office. "I refuse to sit in a waiting room, I'm your divine Pharao, my needs have priority over everything else."
“I told you it’s nothing too crazy, now stop bothering me about it…I have work to do in my office”
Fortunately he’s forced to take a day off so…the reader made him go to the beach with them, they even picked out his clothes for the occasion …despite them being either too tight or too revealing to wear “T-This is so stupid…I could’ve been taking requests today”
It’s been a while…being holed up in his office surviving on nothing but donuts Seems his bad eating habits finally caught up to him…
He’s…genuinely surprised Ankha seems to grasp that everyone has free will… “Then what do we do instead? It’ll only be more hell if I make this mandatory…offer a reward for their week long devotion?” The idea he threw was only half serious…he knows there’s others guys that’ll kill to be under her
"Wait, No...if they don't work for an entire week everything goes to hell here, we can't do that..."
Deep breaths, Frag… “I’ll make the holiday a week long, however I can’t force anyone to participate in it since that would’ve a violation of their rights”
"Of course. Who would dare displease my ears after all?"
“…God, you only hear what you wanna hear, don’t you?” God his head is already throbbing…along with—
"And that is relevant to my glory HOW exactly?"
…Is it bad that he wants this treatment for himself? To be Ankha’s official personal servant? Anyways… “I can’t make people do a whole week of this…my town rep will tank—“
"Right now, once weekly." Lifting his chin with her foot. "That should suffice...for now."
He’s torn from just agreeing to the proposal and actually speaking up about how biased that would be…in the end, Frag decided to swallow his pride and agree to her terms …Though he’s a bit jealous that his constant praise and attention isn’t enough “How soon do you want the holiday implemented?”
"Yes, exactly like that." Sitting on his desk, legs crossed.
🤎🤎🤎 𝐇𝐞𝐲...~ 𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐈 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲~
Lately, his citizens have been getting into the habit of slapping his ass when they passed by him