// I keep getting a bunch of followers on this account- I still lurk but again I'm over on my lotr accounts mostly 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ <3 @elven-king.bsky.social @burglarizing.bsky.social @elven-guard.bsky.social

// My hobbit/lotr hyperfixation is so strong rn. So sorry to my DC folk. I'm always lurking still.

// Hello friends! My partner has altered my neurons So you're likely to find me on these accounts for the time being.

// what if I ... do something .... drastic

"Boring.."

🌱

// The Hobbit movies still have me in a state of RUINS. And then Spooky kept sending me SAD EDITS TO RUB IT IN. Now they've left me to go to work while I suffer alone.

// I need to do my replies but I have no energy.

// My heart is so broken. I might never recover 😔😔 my partner. My beloved. How could they?? Subjecting me to such pain and heartache..

// Did I do any replies today? No. My tummy hurt and I wasn't brave about it. And then I have movie time with my friends and my partner.

"Now make sure you don't overcrowd her. She needs plenty space to root — deadheading is a must, but don't overdo it either." Though her gift thoughtful, she had many demands over the care of such a plant. Almost sounding like a nagging mother as she listed the plant's needs. ++

barry allen / rp account@bravestflash.bsky.social · 2mo ago

“The Speed Force is as natural as you are,” Barry says a bit pointedly, speeding off and back with the last of the trash, which he quickly deposits. He peels off his gloves, then turns again to watch as Ivy presents a gift. His eyes widen, and he gently takes the gift in his hands, his earlier +

Is that so? You know I've had my fair share of pick-up lines, but that one does indeed take the cake. Well done. Consider me impressed.

SHRAPNEL@aycarmxla.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Apologies. You are as beautiful as a queen of the night.

I'll take that as a compliment.

SHRAPNEL@aycarmxla.bsky.social · 2mo ago

What a beautiful day to be a lesbian

"Says the man whose own Speed Force disrupts Mother Nature's natural flow. But I'm not here to cause you grief. No right now anyway.." A wave of her hand, she retracts it to fold arms across her chest. "I'm simply rewarding you for keeping your promise and removing all this garbage." ++

barry allen / rp account@bravestflash.bsky.social · 2mo ago

“Yeah, no thanks,” Barry says, twisting away from her touch awkwardly, but grimaces like he’s at least attempting to smile. “You can reward me by, like, taking a day off from eco terrorism? I support the cause and all, but don’t you set fires to cars and stuff?”

"Oleander. Since you have a keen interest in toxic plants. I'd suggest keeping it indoors while you maintain your stay in Gotham. The lack of sunlight proves to be too big a risk factor for thriving vegetation." She offers the man a smile. Tender as it is inviting. ++

♡.°• ESME HEADLEY 【 HIATUS 】@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 2mo ago

He's surprised by the touch. He looks up at Ivy, his eyes already misty. ❝ ... I trust you. ❞ He just doesn't know if he can trust himself.

"I own a greenhouse that I tend to quite frequently during my free time. Planting and caring for my babies is already something on the agenda. But so is ensuring you keep good on your word." She eyes the grill, feeling disdain for its presence alone, though she bites her tongue. ++

barry allen / rp account@bravestflash.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Barry rolls his eyes, holding up the piece of trash he just grabbed from behind the grill. “Girl, why don’t you just like — plant some flowers? Go run a botanical garden? Sure you have better things to do than just watch me clean to your perfect standards?”

A partial quick of her brow at his rather amusing display. This Barry was not the one she was familiar with, but by her own deduction — He was just as stupid. "That's right. You clean all of this spotless. I don't want to find a single piece of trash or litter on my beautiful friends here." ++

barry allen / rp account@bravestflash.bsky.social · 2mo ago

“Yup! Yes, of course. You got it, ma’am. WOMAN. Ivy… yessir.” Barry quickly panics again and holds up his broom as a salute. “I mean, uh.”

[ There is no wife around to save him — Only Ivy now. God bless his soul. ] "I'm always watching. Even when you don't think I am. You'd be wise to remember that, of course. I'd hate to catch you causing any trouble to plant life. Be a .. horrible shame."

barry allen / rp account@bravestflash.bsky.social · 2mo ago

“Ah. I thought you’d be watching…” ( he does a quick glance around for his wife, like HELP ME )

Good boy.

Cleaning up after the party this morning. What Poison Ivy said to him kind of struck the fear of god into his heart, so….

She touches his hand gently in reassurance. "Trust me .. You'd be getting your tips from the best of the best. Me. With my help there's not a single chance you could go about in killing it." "It'll be easy."

♡.°• ESME HEADLEY 【 HIATUS 】@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 2mo ago

❝ ! R-Really? ❞ Esme perks up. Then wilts. ❝ ... my sibling has always been better with this kind of stuff. I- I don't know if I can. I'd love to try, but—I don't want to kill it. ❞

"You'd do well to avoid that then .. Unless I could offer you some tips." Careful consideration, she brought a hand to her chin thoughtfully. "How about I supply you with something a little more .. durable. Something you can't see easily kill. Plus care instructions. If you're up for a challenge."

♡.°• ESME HEADLEY 【 HIATUS 】@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 2mo ago

❝ Oh! Of course-! ❞ Esme nods quickly. ❝ I love studying poisonous plants. I'd plant them if I was any good at it. I try to avoid plants so I don't kill them accidentally- ❞

// Cas being forever linked to Joker because of me is REALLY funny.

// Me when my brain plans an event for Ivy since like — I first made her. But I JUST finished the Joker thing so I at least have to give everyone some time dndndksk Plus I need to build up more connections with her. Slowly.... I will sprinkle in little details of its birth-