Hefeweisen? No I drink heiferweisen.

I would love to see my coworker type up a competent reply to emails and tickets since EVERY ONE OF THEM is AI "sculpted" AI sucks bleh

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 21h ago

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

I just can't wait to post this. @silverfurredpup.bsky.social is coming to visit tomorrow. I made him a Bailey's cheesecake in the past after he said a restaurant back home that made it for him closed. Then he said his mom makes him a lemon blueberry cheesecake every year, so...

A mage summons ghost hands during a fight, but said ghost hands are so used to a -certain- routine, they pants said mage and check the fullness of their "attire" before actually going to help, much to the sudden surprise and stifled giggles of their party.

There's goes Toya werewolf tail Hoppin down the werewolf trail Hippity hoppity WURFF WURFF WURFF

Pack Pal did not stay dry last night...

Happy PMD day, scrubs. #pmdday #pmd #pokemonmysterydungeon

Alright That's enough being awake for one day Time for v o i d

Ngl I cry every time I get "little" feels. It's been like this for awhile, now. I'm ashamed, I back out of the headspace immediately. I feel like I'm bringing down the mood and then usually need some quiet time to recover. It sucks. It's really, really painful and the fear is so vivid.

a wild fenn ⨺⃝@fenn.ink · 3mo ago

being "quiet", an "old soul", "so mature for your age" an "easy kid" are all just ways to say that you found a way to self soothe at a young age and thus 'asked' for less attention... leading parents to believe we needed less attention. it leaves this emptiness when you want to feel comfort.

Cawing crows causes crows to caw.

This hurts

Ankle Biting Creature (18+) [COMMS LATER]@horriblewolverine.bsky.social · 3d ago

I heard you TF Enthusiasts love bad ending scenarios. How's this one?

OH NO

Toxi@intoxicat2.bsky.social · 6d ago

you can’t hide your new huge fat sloshing udder forever, your friends will see it eventually and they’ll definitely make fun of you for it

How I'm staying cool B3

Wolf Rolling in Snow - Wolf Therian

ALT: Wolf Rolling in Snow - Wolf Therian

static.klipy.com

"all the phones on site aren't working." Oh shit. Okay. Can you give me some MACs and a timeframe of when it started? "Yes, it's about the same time all our computers said 'No internet' and all our PCs stopped being able to access the internet." ...so it's a network outage. "But my phones!" 🫪

Ain't no fellow feathers fallin' for a freak

Mom, can we have "Panasonic Super Heavy Duty Carbon Zinc" batteries? No sweetie, we have Panasonic batteries at home. The Panasonic batteries at home;

Happy birthday to Lyudmila Pavlichenko (born July 12, 1916), Soviet sniper in World War II, with 309 confirmed kills. A true role model for today.

yo can anyone change the audio on my audezee headset i hate the "battery low" voice i want to mod it to say "pee your pants" whenever my battery is low instead

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I have been a fan of cowcollar's work for so long (gee I wonder why) and finally being TF'd by them is aaaaaaaAAAAAAAA I can barely think 👀💦💦💦

wow! cow? 🔞@cowcollar.bsky.social · last wk.

[ cow tf, tg tf, udders, milking ] average guy(?) post a tall glass of milk 🥛 commission for @toya.moo.tf!

Good morning! Let's make today significantly better than yesterday by starting TMITuesday early! Please feel free to ask any silly questions or whatever you want really Q4U: What was your dream job growing up?

How convenient... 🙄♨️ Part 3 of a comm for @toya.moo.tf #abdl

I need to post about this while I'm waiting for a contact to reach back out to me. Thread. Last year, I was put in charge of renewing the certificates for our in-house phone system. This was my first time doing them solo, as our new person hadn't even started yet, and I was working off old info.

It would be so easy to just quit

5am on the dot: awake 5:33am: call from on-call person that I'm ignoring 5:40am: second call from on-call person that I am ignoring. 5:42am: I feel guilty and call her back, she tells me it's a single user having a cert error on login. Not worthy of an off hours call. 6:42am: The end user- (cont.)

This just in I like the Pack Pals They're very resistant to buzzy wands Don't ask me how I know All I'm sayin' is thems some decent pamps

Did anything about 14 get announced last night cuz hot damn if there ain't a lot of subtext flying around rn

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