It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Chadley!

It's v funny that the Melee community seems to be in uproar that a man with a job has won a competition based on a video game for children.

I told this flower peddler about the kind of posts I make on bluesky and she just looked at me with this face.

It's kind of sad that Doom and Quake are somehow receiving updates and new levels in this year of our lord but games like Halo or Gears of War receiving a mission pack seems genuinely insane and unthinkable. And uhhhh, why?

I control the back alley bread market in this town.

need a job so I can keep buying sandwiches for beautiful women

Binky😭😭😭😭

I've been extremely depressed for about a month or two now and now literally nothing I do gives me any joy and in fact it seems to do the exact opposite.

Hey! I can finally show off my latest short film: Microplastics Simulator 2 Whale Holocaust!!! (no, there is no Microplastics Simulator 1). I hope y'all enjoy it! It was a ton of fun to make! youtu.be/AcfA3hpgSII?...

Microplastics Simulator 2 Whale Holocaust

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putting rare earth magnets in my foreskin and scrote so i can dock my dick when i need to tuck

a song of ice and fire

☀️ Starshine@starshine.bsky.social · 2d ago

youve got 5.6 billion to make a 7 season 56 episode show airing over 15 years, wdyd

nice cock ojisan

There have been a lot of indie games that have tried to steal Kings Fields rizz lately and I gotta say none of them are NEARLY shit enough to claim the title.

WTF is it with Dundee and used outdoor Wii peripherals?

Casey Webb@shivs.kindgirls.online · 4mo ago

Dundee is so fucking disgusting - bushes full of used condoms everywhere you go

Dundee is so fucking disgusting - bushes full of used condoms everywhere you go

Jenny bought me the latest Warhammer Total War DLC, she is a perfect princess.

I fear Jenny may be drifting off in my home made balloon, please someone alert the media.

Just before I put them in the bath and then in the oven.

°m@transexualcore.neocities.org · 2d ago

I shall simply make my own.

Mmm, monarchcidal faggot juice.

°m@transexualcore.neocities.org · 2d ago

The anti-coffee movement was actually fronted by women who claimed it made men not want to have sex with them and it made men gossip together "like women" with the obvious implication that coffee turned you into a faggot.

You guys aren't for or against anything you just want to fucking yap.

°m@transexualcore.neocities.org · 2d ago

People making content by screenshotting other peoples posts about the entirety of British media turning one black professor into a lolcow on a nation scale is too much hubris for me today.

People making content by screenshotting other peoples posts about the entirety of British media turning one black professor into a lolcow on a nation scale is too much hubris for me today.

If you want to know how old and effective trans panic is, Charles II made coffee illegal in the 1675 in england using the propaganda that it made men act like women. In reality was scared about people starting a revolution and beheading him because coffee houses let tradesmen talk with noblemen.

can I have 9 more followers please

1 follow = 1 free sniff of my pits

Distraught cause I had to throw my bagels out cause they're moldy.

Trannie Vs Charismatic Transsexual

As others have pointed out, you now get access to Immortal Empires (the mega-sandbox mode) if you own any of the Total Warhammer trilogy - a semi-recent change that I missed, apparently. But the more games and expansions you own, the more options get added though. That's still true.

Immortal Empires

Immortal Empires is the title for a campaign which was added to Total War: Warhammer III on 23 August, 2022. Initially, the campaign was tagged as a beta, but was generally "content-complete." With th...

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