it's weird how for so many people the tale of the tortoise and the hare as become about endurance being as opposed to it's actual parable - hubris is bad. really strange.

life's a bitch, then you have sex with her.

food is a big one but not enough gets said about access to art. thirty years ago in my youth you would have to walk into a physical store to buy music, it would take minutes for pictures to load on slow ass dial up internet and you'd always have to worry about data limits, and video games sucked.

Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 17h ago

Food, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.

you ever find yourself thinking over a problem for thirty years, only to finally solve it and feel significantly less exhausted as a result? sweet release.

character rosters for video games are always like two to six of the hottest women you'll ever see and then twenty something entities you won't bother remembering because they're men. hello new fire emblem game.

everything sucks, the problems we fight are too entrenched to overcome, the world is dying a slow painful death, you are currently being digested by entropy, and worst of all tomorrow will likely be shittier. that's why you shouldn't pay attention to liberals, they are wasting your valuable time.

have you stopped to consider the feminine penis? it's weight, it's girth, it's length, the soft and silky texture of it's skin, and the slightly salty taste of the precum which soaks it the moment a beautiful woman calls you a "good girl"? oh wait, you thought I was talking about someone else?

sex is a strange beast to me, I have no real desire for it as a physically gratifying act but I am intensely interested in the ideographic and psychoschematic experiential sense. the emotional, ideological, spiritual conceptual space between two or more participants.

peak manhua suddenly petered out of existence, and I feel like I've lost a piece of my soul. devastating.

any story can be fixed by replacing its male characters with women, making them anarchist and gay, and then having them make out. and it is your duty to queer media by co-opting and corrupting it until it's unrecognisable from the source. that's what creativity means!

they're talking about siscon in my discord server and I can't participate right now. booo.

I need more lesbian slice of life, I want cute lesbians just having a good time together without conflict. people will say that's boring and stories need conflict, and they're wrong on both counts plus they're unpleasant to be around. slice of life is delicious, on nom nom

sometimes you just gotta imagine yourself giving the strap to a beautiful elven woman.

the gap moe of a slender woman who can put away an ungodly amount of food.

starting my yuri story with the death of my main character. it's a short story.

I appeared to have stuttered the other day when I said I think dark romance as a subgenre regardless of the genders of the cast is irredeemable anti-feminist trash that self-hating women read so they can sublimate getting off on being controlled by abusers. which is weird, I thought I spoke clearly

just saw the term "yurislop" and I want to murder someone.

good to see a celebrity treating cards how they should be treated, instead of how a bunch of losers who need their face caved in by a professional boxer decided they should be treated. collectible "investing" is moron shit and should be punished if anything.

Dexerto@dexerto.bsky.social · 5d ago

K-pop star Momo is under fire after breaking open a vintage graded Pokémon card to stick it on her face and keep it in her phone case

aroace in that I don't experience attraction, but lesbian in that I cannot stop myself from fantasizing about having sex with other women.

deleting four pages of writing because you're self-inserting a little too hard and anyone who knows you will be immediately able to read it as wish fulfillment.

doing the writer ask game meme but purposefully ending every answer with "I'm not a writer despite what everyone keeps telling me" because I used to be a writer but washed out because it was too hard to be good at it and people are mean.

stuck together in a sleeper train as they go on a vacation together. getting to cross off two items on their bucket-list at once; vacation sex and train sex. unfortunately it was an older model train, which meant the air-conditioning wasn't working great and it made the whole experience... sticky.

Lucy.@transtextual.bsky.social · 6d ago

it is under these circumstances that the two of them end up in a capsule hotel, squeezed into a single pod where - late at night under the neon glow of the dystopian sleep tomb and sweating from the lack of airflow, they fuck.

"Familiars and their Usage as Remote Surveillance Devices: A Treatise on Reconnaissance through the Eyes of your Magic Familiar, and Other Magical Means of Observation."

Lucy.@transtextual.bsky.social · last wk.

"the wizard war" but instead of it being a meme you actually treat it seriously as a treatise on how powerful magic users would fundamentally alter military science. ... fine, I'll write it.

I want to see an isekai where the girl is reincarnated with a crazy stat buff because her charisma was meant to be so low that it overflowed and became impossibly high. and the actual portrayal is that she's just a regular autistic lesbian.

nerdy lesbian who gets stuffed into a locker, only to be joined moments later by the girl who did it so she can confess without anyone seeing. she has a reputation to think of, she's meant to be into other tough girls, not the timid, soft, sweet nerdy girl who keeps leaving her gifts on her desk.

sex in confined spaces is hot because it turns an already intimate act into something far more intimate. it shrinks the shared world down to a space barely bigger than your bodies. and if you're into that sort of thing, you can roleplay that one of you is the vampire and you're stuck in her coffin.

of course the day after I cut myself off from everyone I get told awful fucking news. fantastic. fan-fucking-tastic.

dark lesbian romance author: *describes their book, it sounds identical to any generic hetslop novel just with the love interest palette swapped to be a woman* trans lesbians for some reason: "this is so gay and affirming to my gender and sexuality, I want to be the main character so badly."

stealth camping lesbians who get bored and start fooling around, only to realise they're making a little too much noise and might be discovered. will they stop? of course not, that's what gags are for.

lesbian who is panicking because she's developed feelings for a "guy" in her university class and is now plotting force feminization to rectify this mistake, and the "guy" she fell in love with who is actually a trans woman who has been boy-moding at university so she doesn't get any hate.