Kash Patel looks like the kind of guy who pees at a urinal with his pants pulled down to his ankles and then can’t figure out why people look at him funny.
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A quick wit and humour are the only lens through which life makes sense.
I’m at the age now where every damn time I check my phone someone is either dead, or dying. lol I’m so tired of the “I’m at the emergency room” texts or “guess who died”. I don’t want to play that guessing game lol
Donald Trump may not think he’s a Nazi, but Nazis sure think he’s a Nazi and that’s speaks volumes.
Today ive been a dad, an uncle, and a husband. I did all the things. And really I just want to be a fat guy watching football now. lol
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Me and my main homie got Parkridge on lockdown. lol. No snacks or food trucks in or out without us knowing.
You think he’s just being silly renaming Lake Ontario to lake America? Don’t be silly. This is about claiming fresh water and the coming North American water wars. Mark my words.
Go ahead and name your half lake America. We gon name our half lake suck a dick lol
Alberta separatists are basically just jonesing for a good colonization. It’s in their blood. 🤣🤣 The pattern: 1. “Screw this country.” 2. Get on a boat. 3. Arrive in Canada. 4. Take land that wasn’t empty. 5. Build a new identity. 6. Get mad at Ottawa. 7. Repeat steps 1 and 6 forever
Read an article where a gentleman said that rich people should get more than one vote. I think that poor people who are directly affected by cuts to social programs should get five votes. Weighted voting based on vulnerability. The fairness argument would be lobbied by the rich so fast. lol
He shoots he scores!! It’s my Wife’s birthday today. 48 yrs old. Wow she’s like an old cougar chasing around a young man like me. Anyway… I forgot a card. So I found a Valentine’s Day card I forgot to give her. And I repurposed it. lol
Don’t even ask if I’m getting the Ray-Ban Meta glasses unless they are coming out with the Hanson Brothers edition lol
Them: He has dementia!! Me: Maybe he doesn’t. Maybe he’s just an evil cunt.
Wife: I noticed you’ve been lifting a lot of weights lately. Me: just want to be healthy after being sick. The real reason? My fear is that as I get older, I’ll no longer be peaceful, I’ll just be harmless. That id not be able to protect my family if I had to. It’s inevitable, but not today.
*sunday morning* Wife: we are going for a walk around the lake. Want to come? Me: no. I’ve got yard work to do. Sorry. *watches them drive away* *proceeds to fry massive amounts of butter and salt with small pieces of potato and sausage mixed in as a garnish*
One type of person loves having family friends, and loves doing couple things. The other type of person is a husband. Now cut that shit out!!
Another piece of my Canadian childhood is gone. I remember knowing I was up too late at my grandmas on the weekend when this show started Friday nights. lol RIP Tommy Hunter
Sometimes I just watch shows or listen to music that seem out of character for me. I do it because it doesn’t remind me of anything. And at my age, it’s not easy to find things that don’t remind me of something or other lol
We have a king sized bed. Almost endless space. We may as well have a twin bed for all it matters to my wife.
I did my first weight session after almost dying of pneumonia. lol I asked copilot to do a beginner workout for me. And I’m making almost dying a habit. I guess I just live in the tub now bc I’m not getting out of here lol
It’s not that I hate my job. I quite like it most days. But 7 am on a Monday morning, anything other than a warm bed isn’t all that enjoyable. I’ll be a much better employee at 230 pm. Promise.
Sometimes I just walk in on a Monday morning, look at what’s on the agenda for the day, and grab my coffee and start looking at other jobs that are available in the job back for twenty minutes until my soul is properly numbed to the fuckery.
I don’t always watch soccer, but when I do it’s to ask things like: what happened? Why did they stop the game? Nobody touched that guy why’s he laying on the ground? Is that good? What’s extra time? And to cheer for Canada. 🇨🇦 Congratulations!! #canada #worldcup2026
I’ll start watching Soccer when there is no longer that one douche who can’t wait to jump in, in every conversation ever, and say “you know, in every other part of the world it’s called football”
Imagine if you got a knock at the door and some dude tells you to get ready, you’re going back to earth. Uhhh… this is earth. No, silly, this is heaven. The afterlife. And it’s time to go back for another life. Fucking excuse me?! THIS was Heaven?!
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I think I matured in marriage when I realized that my wife could have done so much better than me, deserves much better than me, but chose me anyway, so I better work my ass off so she never regrets her choice. P.S (She will regret it sometimes, but she will look back and say “he was fun”) 🤣
Why is trying to catch celebrities, namely female, in bikinis and posting their pictures a thing?! Obviously I’m an old man with low testosterone bc when you remove the testosterone from the men and the cattiness from the women, it’s a really weird out of bounds thing to do. lol