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America's stepdad Bears, Cubs, Chelsea, Ohio St, teams of that nature.
Cubs doing their part to avoid a work stoppage.
Pnut@pnutfinger.bsky.social · 5h agoThese are your heros? Your God's? I weep for you people.
My favorite Darnell Wright story is that his rookie year he accidentally did the WR workout all offseason.
Kevin Fishbain@kfishbain.bsky.social · 12h agoICYMI, on Darnell Wright, Bear thru 2031, richest right tackle in the league www.nytimes.com/athletic/743...
Learn to identify the creeps around you: ✅ Painted Goatee ✅ Combover ✅ GOP
The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 12h agoRep. Chuck Edwards (R-North Carolina) said he was dropping his reelection bid after the House Ethics Committee recommended censuring him in a report that detailed “persistent unprofessional and inappropriate conduct” toward two young female staffers.
Doctors no longer recommend that you put your tender heart in a blender and watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion.
We're ranking Patrick Mahomes based on vibes here and I hate it. He's been meh the last two years.
The Athletic@theathletic.com · 2d agoOur 2026 NFL Quarterback Tiers results are here. The panel this year consisted of 21 execs and 29 coaches overall. Each voter placed 35 veteran QBs into five tiers, from best (Tier 1) to worst (Tier 5). nyti.ms/4yYcfln
It's wild they will just let anyone rent a boat. Here's the keys to a slippery car, no training required.
I don't even care if they cancel all sports ball
Da Bears@chicagobearsx.bsky.social · 2d agoAdam Hoge: Not good. Coby Bryant just went down grabbing his left knee during a 1-on-1 rep vs Cole Kmet. He was clearly emotional as he got on a cart under his own power. I’ll caution you that they are on the far fields so a cart is not unusual, but the fact that he was so emotional is concerning.
After much deliberation I have decided that I would stay on the beach with Charlize and the drugs.
Just hold a funeral and move on.
CNN@cnn.com · 5d agoNearly six months after Nancy Guthrie disappeared from her home in the Catalina Foothills neighborhood of Tucson, Arizona, investigators released the full contents of two ransom notes in hopes of new leads that will bring investigators closer to her recovery. https://cnn.it/4fQbL8f
Made up a guy to take the #3 reps in camp before being released, Name's a little too on the nose though.
ProFootballTalk@profootballtalk.bsky.social · 5d agoJets to sign WR Cam Camper.
My job is slightly changing the SharePoint UI. I do it to weed out those who are too dumb to just look around.
Ken Griffey Jr missed a game after getting his nut caught in his cup.
Rocket Classic (RIP) Insider Meghan McCain@hotsprotstakes.bsky.social · 5d agoJoel Zumaya basically ending his career because he couldn't stop playing Guitar Hero
Referring to the progressive Muslim candidate as being part of an "insurgency" feels like a choice.