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@trashtacular.bsky.social

selfie and pop culture enthusiast I’m not complaining I’m whingeing in a new way he/him

Was having a lovely little morning. Put on a cute outfit, headed to the bakery and the park, everything was going perfectly… until a bird took the biggest shit imaginable on me. Now I have to go home and get changed before I can go to Home Bargains. Absolute hater.