"It's religious dogma." Girl who is picturing an older dogwoman lecturing her on godly behaviour who she also calls mom: "Asdhfhfdgsghhhh please??"

Breaking news Girl called news: "hhhhffhhgghhh"

Domme with an overstim kink: "I just think my partner comes first. And second. And third and forth and fifth and sixth and-" Barista: "Miss, will you please just order? And can I get your phone number?"

Pet play but it's a command.

"The stock market is at an all time high." Girl who has never heard of wall street: "I mean getting put into stocks is fun, but there's no way they're that popular??"

Hey I have Raynaud's and my fingers are freezing. Can I put them inside you to warm up?

Tickle torture? No, I think it's tickle happy fun time actually. Now get on the bed so I can tie you down.

Hey girl, me and my 23 friends saw you from across the bar. You wanna come back to my place and recreate the Stanford prison experiment with us?

*turns vibrator on* Girl who has never heard of a vibrator but hears the buzzing: "Uhh, please keep those bees away from me!!"

"I bet I can top that." Girl called that: "hhhh please??"

Horny police pulling you over: "License and chastity key please ma'am."

While very high and scratching a girl: "so like... Torture is really cool actually"

Puppygirl, bunnygirl, catgirl, I don't care I'm sitting on your face.

"My son turned-" Werewolf hunter: "𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩?"

"I'm doing my part!" Girl called My Part: "Omg I thought you said you wouldn't kiss and tell, babe."

Cuteness aggression is the fact that I'm cute so I'm allowed to be aggressive.

"You couldn't torture that out of me." Me: "Can I try? Can I?? Can I?? Please??"

*Points to my armpit* "It won't be bottomless if you shove your face in it."

Doggy style but said like a Naruto jutsu.

Inquisitor: *lighting a witch* "I'm starting to think we might be taking our play too far." Girl so horny she can hardly stand: "Can yuo do mme nnext?"

Witch giving a love potion to her enemy's hated foe and her plea of "no! don't drink it yourself, idiot!" falls on deaf, but now very loving, ears.

Vampire trying to make an age gap sexy, but she's so out of touch with how years work and how long humans live. 1000 year old vampire lighting a cigarette and trying not to get scared by the fire: "You know, when you were a kid, I was watching the fall of Constantinople. Isn't that weird?"

We live in such a sadistphobic world. I found out you're not allowed to bite the hand that feeds you, but APPARENTLY you can bite the hand that tickles you. Am I not allowed to cause suffering in peace??

Bunnygirl who hides behind her big floppy ears whenever she's getting bullied. You understand.

Putting the song Dog Days Are Over on as we ride to the vet to have you euthanised.

Foxgirl who insists she's REALLY good at hiding, but her big ass ears give her away every single time. She cries every time you point that out, though.

I got to claw someone up yesterday and another person said "that's the happiest I've ever seen you."

Travel app is telling me to get off soon? I didn't think you were allowed to masturbate in public??

Aww, hey, don't cry. I didn't mean to say your dick was small. It's just, uh, far away.

Domme who is such a loser that it feels utterly humiliating to let her have her way with you. She's real grateful, though.