Setting aside my irritation with BAR anxiety about EV infrastructure, I was very entertained by the guidance to use " landscape screens" to conceal certain infrastructure. I'm enjoying imagining blocks of EVs that appear to be plugged into bushes

The Alexandria Brief@alexandriabrief.com · yesterday

Draft guidelines cap chargers at 48 inches, set a color temperature for porch lights and give Parker-Gray a faster path than Old Town on two rules. Comments close Sept. 2

your last saved meme is now your moral philosophy

Kerrin@kerrinsuzanne.bsky.social · 16h ago

Your last saved meme is now your moral philosophy I just saved this one yesterday lol

Look, even a robotaxi needs a 7-11 Slurpee sometimes

Goooooal! Yay Spirit

I didn't realize these ad placards were CGI until the players ran through them

Hey ALX skeeters, I need your recommendations. Some friends with small children (ages 5 and 1 ) are visiting this Sunday and I'm in search of indoor and outdoor kid friendly activities in Alexandria

Penguins Having Fun on a Seesaw

ALT: Penguins Having Fun on a Seesaw

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be there, or be beerless, I guess

Mother of a Ginger Claire ⚾️🪡🧵🧶🎬🎶@bethrich52.bsky.social · 6d ago

Hey friends. My cool brother (retired automobile alternate fuel systems engineer) is coming to town. If you have free time Friday afternoon, come hang out with us & @travisaniles.bsky.social at @portcitybrew.bsky.social starting around 3:00.

naw dog it actually looks pretty dangerous. (as far as I can tell this is not satire) www.satyress.com

DOOOOOM

Dear Food Idiots: Is this A: Would B: Might C: Nope

this scofflaw parked in my EV only parking spot

Jimmy Vaughn opening for Bob Dylan at Wolf Trap today. Good rhythm!

At first I read this as akin to "I asked ChatGPT how much money was in the bank so it robbed the bank to give me the answer." But I think it's dumber than this?

better together? I very much doubt that

Some notable exceptions but my impression:

are her hips currently lying?

this was my attitude until the Muppets came on

joseph reed@josephsreed.bsky.social · 3w ago

What the hell is this

folks we have a prophet

Paul Wiley@paulwileyva.bsky.social · 4w ago

God it is going to be SO much funnier if England blows THIS lead

If you are still in line to score against France, STAY IN LINE

Battle of Agincourt out there in Miami

special commemorative soda for today

A Paris court has determined that TotalEnergies are legally responsible for the scope 3 emissions from their products - the emissions generated when the end consumer uses the product. It's a dry technical ruling with very interesting implications euobserver.com/226432/as-eu...

good riddance to noisy, smelly machines that harm their operators

Bye Felicia

ALT: Bye Felicia

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The Alexandria Brief@alexandriabrief.com · 4w ago

Alexandria's gas-powered leaf blower ban is four months away. Here's what you need to know

Trent Reznor'a hiking app: Nine Inch Trails

Lisa Laserrr@lasrph.bsky.social · 4w ago

Trent Reznor's store for ridiculous corduroy pants: Nine Inch Wales

I didn’t anticipate “prevent dog from starting a fire in your home by turning on a burner” being a benefit from switching to induction, but I’ll take it.

oh no lmfao

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago.net · last mo.

Who did this

It occurs to me that this is also a sly way to proof of concept a solar dimming technology: any mirror that can point light towards Earth Earth could also be repositioned and used to point light away from it #climate #geoengineering

It is still not too late to sail a fleet of longships to the coast of England