Okay hear me out... what if DOMi & JD BECK are also Angine de Poitrine?

Some difficult life events have made me revaluate a lot. I don't have it in me to hold on to or care about petty shit anymore. I want to focus on who and what are important to me and cut out the uneeded noise I keep letting in. This what I tell myself as I hate scroll the profile of a guy I despise.

Bands I saw in July: Crobot Whores Corrosion of Conformity Hunter Watts Selland & Starr I'll Show You Magic Mer Marcum Nymphlord Oog Bogo* Spring Breeding Snooper Super Steve Colleen Green Suzie True The Paranoyds Molly Horses* HLLLYH Parts & Labor Paint Thinner* Meatbodies

Just did my first self tape audition in, well, ever. It's my first on camera audition in a very long time. Happy with what I put together and if nothing else excited to be back at it as an actor.

You could find a cure for cancer and your Garmin watch would still tell you you’re “unproductive” and overreaching.”

Sometimes you need to take a screenshot of a moment you've been waiting for for over a decade. @andysell.bsky.social finally sees my value on the latest episode of @youdontpod.bsky.social.

Yeah, I used to play bass in Diarrhea Lettuce.

Me trying to explain how all the bands I like are connected.

Last night I went to my 90th show of 2026. I’ll probably end the year with my total shows in the mid 100’s. This is by far the most live music I’ve ever seen in a single year.

I’m apparently pretty good at Threads which 1) is a weird thing to say and 2) does not translate over here at all.

My brother just sent me this artifact from the late 1900's. It appears to a photo of a younger me smiling while a ghost me sits in boredom and judgment.

I currently have like 2 1/2 abs. If I get the full 6 I'm done with shirts.

Whenever I have a post do well on Threads, it makes me regret being on Threads. Whenever I have a post do well on here... well, that hasn't actually happened so I don't know.

At 51 I'm finally in the best shape I've ever been in which it turns out is just in time for no one to care. I was doing it for me anyway but still, NO ONE ELSE cares.

Oh I can get new followers… I just can’t keep new followers.

I don’t really listen to podcasts but I will pretend to record shop for 40 minutes so I can eavesdrop on a strangers’ conversation so same thing.

If you're looking for a lower cost alternative to GLP-1 medication, try Extreme Emotional Distress™ "Eating Will Be The Last Thing On Your Mind"

Bluesky is a tough room.

When the band merch is cash only and you only have dumb ass Apple Pay.

Got a personal shout out from the stage at last night’s show. I gotta say, it felt pretty great and I feel more bands should do this. This would mean more bands would need to know me personally which I am also okay with.

Recently some members of Gen Z took an interest in me at a show. They came up to me and asked me about bands I like. It seemed to start off as a test to see if I actually knew about the band playing and ended with them telling me I'm "pretty chill." That's good, right?

I am dealing with so many difficult life "events" right not but at least AI I can't turn off is there to fuck up anything I search for and provide completely false and harmful information.

I think I got hit on today. That hasn't happened to me in a long time so I kind of don't remember what to do. I just said, "I'm married", threw a smoke bomb and disappeared like a Vegas magician. That's cool, right?

Eli Lilly, the makers of the popular GLP-1 medicine Zepbound, just announced their buying a psychedelics drug manufacturer. Now you'll be able to hallucinate about food you won't feel like eating.

Using someone’s baby stroller to smuggle lobsters isn’t just against the law, it’s shellfish.

LAist@laist.com · 3w ago

Nearly three dozen lobsters were seized and six people were arrested for poaching . The poached crustaceans were hidden in duffel bags, backpacks, vehicles and a baby stroller. 🔗 More details: vist.ly/5b8wf ✍️ Makenna Cramer 📸 California Department of Fish and Wildlife/Facebook

Just found out I am a full legal adult older than one of my favorite local musicians. That makes it even more hilarious that I get too nervous to talk to him. To me he is one of “the cool kids” and he could literally be my kid.

ME: I'm entering a contest to win tickets, airfare and accommodations to a show in Seattle. BRANDI: If you win, you can take a friend with you. ME: I can't get friends to go with me locally, adding airports, hotels and a multi day trip will just lead to more "Aw wish I could" replies.

To the multiple people loading up carts with purified water and toilet paper, What do you know that I don’t?

I've recently sized down to a size medium t-shirt after being a large (or higher) for YEARS. I don't know what t-shirt companies are doing. Larges typically ranged from roomy to very roomy but mediums range from "this fits nice" to "I look like I'm wearing a competitive bobsled racer outfit."

I wish Google's Gemini was a person so I could kick its fucking teeth in.