excuse me.. 🫪 chiitan…

i need to check on the little gay people in my phone every few weeks

#twilightprincess

GAMERS i may FINALLY be getting a plumber to come out today and fix the wackass water pressure in my house so i can finally wash clothes in my own washer without it exploding

if i seem laid back and relaxed to you, it’s an elaborate ruse - i actually carry the kind of tension that makes massage therapists and other health professionals say “wow” and “oh no”

remember this banger (the crowd is silent)

guys i’m developing a coconut allergy and is genuinely so sad

foaming at the mouth should i buy another 5 dollar kombucha

kombucha after work on a friday.. fuck yeah

A welcome distraction

bg3 worms still eating my brain i’ve made 1600 different ocs

me listening to any song ever made

🔥 Shattered Dream 🔥 A world where Dream was the one hurt by a naval mine #leviathantale (For mermay week one Shallows)

Rediscovered this graph I made and I stand by it.

"I am obscene to you, but to myself I simply am." #transrights #smallbusiness #lgbtqart #queerart

Everyone should be nicemaxxing. You should be kindmogging everyone

mr bus driver let me on the bus for free today “because i’m a student” mind you i’ve never said this to him nor am i a student, my baby face is just putting in the work ig

Australian Pink Robin.💜

happy day,,,, the government made an oopsie that saved me 3 months and $50 dollars :)

i’m the kind of faggot that cracks open a kombucha like it’s a cold beer

@skumhuu.bsky.social found out I hadn't posted this fan comic of their Spiritaul au publicly (I made it back in 2023) and said I needed to ASAP 😂 ⚠CW: #dubcon, #frottage 👀💦 #ghoulart #spiritaul #cream #utmv #undertail

Happy Easter :3 #swapsans #utmv #underswap

what’s fucked up about the frieren fanfic community is that frieren herself is hardly shipped with anyone and it’s like ughhhhh i have to do it MYSELF???

Dangerous Dreams. #DarkFellCream #DarkCream #FellCream #CreamFell #Cream #CreamShip #CrossDream #DreamCross #Xunshine #Starcrossed #Undertail #Undershag #Underfrick

for the past two months i have been engaged in a delightful game of whimsy between me and the night staff where we leave drawings for each other and our current storyline has taken so many twists over the past week that it would make a good drama

#kustard comic repost in honor of people with bad knees getting laid

allergies are kicking my ass rn i’m so fuckin snotty

they're calling me the goer to bed...i am not beating the sleepytime allegations and i have to spend 8 hours in the blanky mines

i’m trying to get back into shape so i went on a run this morning and let’s just say it’s worse than i thought

life is going to buying clothes you can wear to work and then coming out with tops that are even sluttier than the ones you already have i hate it here 🥹