Lord I got to go back to school in 3 weeks and I got 15 credits FUUUUUUCK

Since we're getting a horny movie about a sentient wicker basket I am requesting an adaptation of a Quan Millz novel

THE GLIZZY GOAT REMAINS UNDEFEATED

Can one of y'all PLEASE tell Groudon to chill tf out for a minute

When this country celebrated its independence, my ancestors were still in chains. And looking at the systemic disrespect Black people still face today, it just feels wrong to celebrate a birthday for a freedom we're still fighting to fully get

i was gonna go outside to get the mail but then i got SMACKED by that heat and turned right back around ill try again when the suns gone

Platinum rank in marvel rivals is absolute hell. It's like one match it feels like I'm paired up with the avengers with how good my teammates are and then the next match you're paired up with people who move around as if they're playing with their feet

Oba smoking on that yeetman pack

So its just digital then don't piss me OFF

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Rockstar says “physical” versions of GTA 6 will contain “a download code inside the box”

Nah because what do you mean the physical copy of gta vi won't have a disc? JUST A CODE?!

Have you ever looked at your coworkers and thought this place hires just anybody😭?

Made it to platinum 3 in Marvel Rivals LFG

Forcing me to work on Juneteenth feels like a hate crime

HAPPY JUNETEENTH TO BLACK PEOPLE AND BLACK PEOPLE ONLY

I am actively praying for the downfall of Cox internet. Two outages over the course of the past 24 hours and they want to offer me a measly $10 credit

It's crazy how in 2026 we got AI running the world, we have mapped the entire human genome, and lab-grown steaks that taste better than the real thing, but we still haven’t figured out how to make cough medicine that doesn’t taste like literal, fermented ass. What are we even doing?

D all of them because brownies are delicious and I do not discriminate

I need a statue of Jalen Brunson built outside of MSG by the end of the week CHOP CHOP

The Rock Impatiently Checks Time

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THEY THROWING HAYMAKERS

Have we gotten any confirmation that New York City is still functioning and not burned to the ground?

Got off of work this morning and then went straight to urgent Care. Turns out I somehow got a viral infection and was told by the doctor that he wants me to stay home to avoid spreading it to other people. Sent my job the doctor's note and now I am off of work until Thursday night

Cecily Strong Dancing On Couch

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Applying for other jobs while on the clock. Because I'll be damn if I'ma let this job run me into the ground WHILE SICK all because they refuse to hire enough people

HOW IS THAT NOT A FOUL?!

Talking to your coworker about video games when you’re not strictly playing shooters and sports games feels like a humiliation ritual

Idk where this epidemic of Marvel Rivals players that insta presses the surrender button if they've lost the first round came from but it's genuinely annoying me

90 degrees and its not even 1pm yet. I'm hearing harmonicas The ground is swaying

I just know wemby started swinging when they got back to the locker room. Had that man in a figure four leg lock. The walls of Jericho

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I can't stop thinking about that De'Aaron Fox play. That might be worse than the JR Smith play. No bullshit

Persona fans we eating GOOD

My job blocked the site I use to watch wrestling THOSE RAGGEDY BITCHES Now I actually have to do my job

Raggedy You Bitch - Waiting To Exhale

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