I think its taken less than 10 minutes this morning for me to flip from "It's a job, it's fine, it pays the bills" to "Why am I still here, what am I doing? This is a nightmare" 😕
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People writing Slack messages like emails with greetings and sign-offs shouldn't be allowed online
Some people are T4T but I'm H4H (Hyena for Hyena)
I’ve been watching The X-Files which means I’m now constantly humming The X-Files theme
Why did I buy the stupid 3L chungus sized coke zero? This does not fit in my fridge
Wow, Silent Hill f was incredible, I may even have to do a new game + run 👀
Lacking someone(s) to sniff in all the relevant places 🥺 #nsfw_irl
But who’s going to smooch a hyena? 👉👈
Affectionately so (2025)
Oops, I bought wine. It’s very easy to drink. It’s also 13.5% :3c
My phone just tried to autocorrect Big Trip (a brewery) to buff top >.>
I bought a chemex (in the middle of a heat wave 🤦)
I should buy a chemex
I’ve now had three iced lattes this morning, that’s a perfectly normal amount right?
Someone’s awake 🙄 need to make this someone else’s problem >:3 #nsfw_irl
“I don’t want to do a big workout, I’ll just do some gentle cardio” I say to myself as I proceed to do 10km on the rowing machine in 46minutes 😵💫 I think I will need some rubs tomorrow
Raspberries > strawberries, don’t listen to what the deer are telling you, they’re lying