The Amish girls is squirting on him
Watching music videos like: Me: *about to cry to a music video* @darion.bsky.social “that’s hot” 🥵 (the music video)
Listened to all of Lana’s discog today cause fag
Pissed off two btms today. I’m only Sawry to one of them.
$having my ball$ for the new $layyyter tonight
Had to let the San Francisco crowd know that Hot Rat Summer is eternal in Seattle 🐀
@joeyjayisgay.bsky.social “is the Hilary Clinton of drag and I will not elaborate”
Shazammed a song and it was Madonna from the first confessions
I need a tongue popping T. rex
“I used to poop in a third world country!” “Tacoma?”
Texting all my 40+ gays happy Madonna release day
I just can’t believe Joey Jay is gay!
It’s Father’s Day and as a father I will be accepting nudes!
Welcome to the stage Sterile Cheryl
Cris “I feel like we are all snobby about something. Like you *points to ian* about transportation”
“I’m not going to start a bluegrass band with out a white person” -don honey
I’m going to be brave and say it
Gonna make biking my personality to the point Madonna Stan’s look happy and stable.
Hanging out with your friend where your ass hurts and your legs are like jello