You're not fooling me, young woman, even if you can fool yourself.
I thought you would say 'I'm not kind'. Thank you for stating the obvious in either case.
You're baffling. Of course I've been in a house. I merely meant, how is the napkin related to the rest of your statement?
the ꭰoctoꭱ@walksineternity.bsky.social · 6mo agoimagine some fluffy paper. mm, no, that's too advanced. imagine a house made of card— have you ever been in a house?
( mildly amused ) It means I'll provoke anyone and don't generally pick on singular targets.
the ꭰoctoꭱ@walksineternity.bsky.social · 6mo ago( frowning, muttering back his words to herself, trying to understand them. )
Bladder control loss? I'm not surprised. You should look into adult diapers.
𝐈, 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐨.@inragingsteel.bsky.social · 6mo agoYou're the shit in my boot if you're lucky.
In a mirror, darkly. Am I the reflection or are you?
𝐈, 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐨.@inragingsteel.bsky.social · 6mo agoPots and kettles.
"It's time to separate you from that woman. She's been rotting your brain for too long, and your brain is far too precious a thing to subject it to her whims."
— CONTENT EXPECTATIONS (MDNI, 18+)
RYDER.@triumphtheryder.bsky.social · 7mo agoDark themes of gratuitous violence, gore, murder, body horror, torture, drug use, graphic language, mental illness, and prejudice toward mutants/metahumans will be present. The writer and character are 21+. Minor writers should not interact.
Dark themes of gratuitous violence, gore, murder, body horror, torture, drug use, graphic language, mental illness, and prejudice toward mutants/metahumans will be present. The writer and character are 21+. Minor writers should not interact.
I'm not an aberration. You are. Thanks for proving my point so easily.
What do the kids say? Let's get you to bed, grandpa. Only one of us here is a fossil.
It turns out, no woman could handle my pure, raw intellect.