ANOTHER VERSION OF ME. BEING TORMENTED BY THE 'NARRATIVE'.
EB@prankstersgambit.bsky.social · last yr.which guy are we talking about, buddy?
EB@prankstersgambit.bsky.social · last yr.MAN. SURE SUCKS TO BE THAT GUY. [ > You, Unfortunately, are a version of THAT GUY. ]
@daveofguy.bsky.social CG: IF YOU SEE A BASTARDIZED CANDY VERSION OF ME OUTSIDE: THAT IS /NOT/ ME. GO THE OTHER WAY.
[ > You feel nothing but /dread/ at this candy-coated version of your..... ] [ > Hm. You'll think on that later. ] [ > The air tastes sickeningly sweet. You hover backwards a few feet.] SOMEWHERE ELSE. I . HAVE SOMETHING I NEED TO DO.
Glayco.@theoutcaste.bsky.social · last yr.> You head practically SNAPS to look towards Karkat, your newly heart-shaped glasses absolute radiating! CRAB-CAKES ♡♡♡ HIIIII!!! WHERE ARE YOOOOUUUU GOING :D
IS IT MORALLY WRONG TO WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE WRIGGLER VERSION OF THE WORST FUCKING PERSON EVER
[ walking out of his room visibly disheveled and covered in blood ] NO ONE TALK TO ME FOR THE NEXT TEN MINUTES.
// christ you people came fast okay this won't be in order bear with me
KARKAT.@trolljesus.bsky.social · last yr.[ > LIKE this post for a weapon based off of your muse and Karkat's bond. ]
[ > LIKE this post for a weapon based off of your muse and Karkat's bond. ]
[ > Something's Wrong. ] [ > You can feel it. That deep, violent burn coursing through your veins. Through your Blood. ] [ > Bonds being pulled. Strained. Tugged and Torn. You roll onto your back, lifting your arm to get a look at your hand. ] +
// 'THE YAOI PRINCE HAS ASCENDED TO THE BEEF BARA OF FUJOLITHIC LEGEND.' i dont think I can physically recover after that one. really good
[ > You PUNT!!! the plushuppet away with all the grandiose respect someone would give to a rotting bag of produce on their front step. ] STOP TALKING TO ME. I'M GOING TO TUNE OUT WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU JUST SAID
LORD GOD EMPEROR.@cairoovercoat.bsky.social · last yr.OH, HOW DELICIOUS IS THIS. THE YAOI PRINCE HAS ASCENDED TO THE BEEF BARA OF FUJOLITHIC LEGEND. HOLD ON. WHERE'S THE ALPHA. GET ME NEXT TO HIS HEAD. SO I CAN FORCE YOU TWO TO DO MY BIDDING.
FFFUCKING HELL. CAN WE GET ONE DAY OF PEACE AROUND HERE, OR IS ANOTHER VILLIAN OF THE WEEK GONNA DROP BY THE SECOND I MAKE THE WHIMSICALLY STUPID MISTAKE OF SLEEPING
[ > Your hair puffs out in surprise. You practically jump. ] GLAYCO
[ > You have GOT to get out of here. They are going to eat you alive. ]
MY ASS ISN'T PART OF THIS CONVERSATION, HARLEY
Jade. 🪴@garden-gnosticism.bsky.social · last yr.do you walk around with all that ass just out there????
// I try to be funny and I immediately get killed by people funnier
DO YOU THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK EVER
Jade. 🪴@garden-gnosticism.bsky.social · last yr.invading ur boy womb with my hot SEED
[ > You pick up the SmallStrider by the back of their shirt like some kind of misbehaving meowbeast larvae. ] DUDE. HOW OLD ARE YOU. YOU LOOK .. [ > You try to remember the human calculation for it. ] LIKE, 12.
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙@turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · last yr.can yous top calling me ''tiny'' dave im just dave [ YOU ARE LIKE 4'7 ]