Trooper Galactus
@troopergalactus.bsky.social
Cat lover, red panda fancier, and video game enthusiast. Hit me up on PSN (troopergalactus) if you care to!
There needs to be another Iron Eagle movie, except from the point of view of stock traders panicking as 1.2% of the world’s oil supply gets obliterated by a teenager in an F-16.
Tired: signing Yoan Moncada hoping he gets hot. Wired: signing Yermin Mercedes hoping he gets hot.
BK?@whitesox.bsky.social · 3d agoThey’re a Yoan Moncada away from the full trifecta
“It only expired a few days ago, it should still be good.”
Did Tommy Pham convert to being a starting pitcher and I missed it?
Jeff Passan Bot@jeffpassanbot.bsky.social · 4d agoTrade news: The Chicago White Sox are acquiring outfielder Tommy Pham from the Philadelphia Phillies, sources tell ESPN. Pham is expected to join the White Sox when rosters expand Sept. 1. The 38-year-old rejoins the Sox after spending parts of 2026 with the Mets, O's and Phils.
Watching Luis Castillo pitch for the White Sox makes me think that Boston Smith is gonna turn into Fernando Tatis Jr. in the offseason.
I’d like to know which CIA directors prior to this ever visited Russia as a matter of “routine.”
NOELREPORTS@noelreports.com · last wk.Trump said he is not worried Russia will attack NATO and said Putin is not planning to do so. He rejected reports that CIA Director John Ratcliffe went to Moscow to warn Russia against attacking NATO allies, calling the trip routine and saying there was no message. #NATO
Fart Corner: where prostateitutes peddle their wares.
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · last wk.finding love in the fart corner
I’m sorry, Sean Burke has seven walks and a balk in THREE INNINGS? How is this game only 2-2?
Dammit, Mune. I hope you spend the offseason working on contact up and in.
I just imagine Curry chasing a Xenomorph all over his hotel while two Predators wait for the alien to leave so they can hunt it down.
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · last wk.I feel like Tim Curry would have been very good in both an Alien or a Predator film as literally any character including an Alien or a Predator
One of my coworkers keeps talking up this whole manufactured controversy and when I told him there were no trans women in the WNBA he said there was one. The one he’s referring to is retired and had her breasts surgically removed towards the end of her career. That’s it.
Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · last wk.What do you do when you've launched a moral panic about transgender athletes in the WNBA, but there has never been an active trans player in the league? Simple: you start a conspiracy theory about every single woman on the court.
The universe owes us what we want and then some after the last two days.
Noted LGBTQ supporter who once openly encouraged fans to get the COVID-19 vaccine was “neutral.”
CNN@cnn.com · last wk."At a time when no American celebrity seems immune from the country’s many divisions, Dolly Parton was a crossover icon who stayed neutral in the culture wars while still speaking her mind," writes Zachary B. Wolf. | Analysis
At the end of July Munetaka Murakami had a .935 OPS, roughly keeping steady with where it was when he hit the IL in late May (.938). His .664 August OPS has dropped his season line by 72 points, is his first calendar month under .900, and couldn’t be coming at a more inopportune time.
93 pitches in three innings!
Billy Idol Performing: More, More, More!
Alt: Billy Idol Performing: More, More, More!
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Trooper Galactus@troopergalactus.bsky.social · last wk.Jose Urquidy heard @josh.soxmachine.com say the White Sox needed more out of the guys acquired at the trade deadline and promptly gave up as many earned runs as he could, thus fulfilling the monkey’s paw wish.
Jose Urquidy heard @josh.soxmachine.com say the White Sox needed more out of the guys acquired at the trade deadline and promptly gave up as many earned runs as he could, thus fulfilling the monkey’s paw wish.
America is literally the only country in the world capable of conducting a ground invasion of Canada.
Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social · 2w agoVance: We have to remember, Canada is a state-- sorry, Freudian slip. Canada is a country that would get invaded by a foreign country if it weren't for America
America is now the drunk, shirtless, fat, loud, drunk asshole who throws rocks at the Golden Retriever that everybody in the neighborhood likes.
The White Sox are currently on pace to draw 1.993 million fans this season, but with their AL Central lead attendances have been accelerating, meaning they will almost certainly surpass 2 million and possibly even 2.1 million. Either way, they are likely to post their best attendance since 2010.
Very disappointed that this was a bot marketing call and not an east coast strip club.
DEFENSE <clap clap> DEFENSE <clap clap>
Molly Knight@mollyknight.bsky.social · 2w agoOh no the dodgers catcher just barfed on home plate
Do the White Sox not have a challenge? That second pitch to Bregman looked in the zone.
