Someone should make a version of this where there is a metal clink sound followed by the words “and plugged” disappearing I will not because I’m lazy

I’m largely very independent in the gym but I need someone to come hold my hand and help me use the smith machines for hip thrusts bc we don’t have a dedicated thrust machine and I don’t want to look stupid 🥺

Dimples for hump day

Me when someone wakes me up

I would try to get through the early section of FFX so fast as a kid because I was afraid of my parents walking in and I thought Rikku had her whole nunu out

Kiss of Life still addicted to reheated Tyla nachos I see

It’d be crazy if you could deep clean your body like a car Take out the skeleton and power wash it. Detangle some neurons. Completely fluid change between all the lymph and blood. Soak the brain a little bit. And then put it all back together I bet it’d feel soooo good

It’s an AI Daniel Craig that doesn’t talk about wanting to kill himself instead of doing another Bond movie

The Independent@the-independent.com · 20h ago

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

Why do good things in dreams wait until the very end to happen right before you wake up? (A very muscular but kinda dumb happy man had just jumped into bed to start cuddling)

I’m not saying this as a joke or to make light of the situation bc I wouldn’t wish it on anyone and hope Perez gets help But a man who built his career and wealth off of harassing and humiliating women who had very public mental health crises having his own self televised crisis/breakdown…

There are KH fans that will be like “it’s literally not confusing just watch the cutscenes from the non numbered titles that were spread out on different consoles and read the wiki of the mobile game” and then criticize FFXV for having a prequel anime and a tie in movie

You have no idea how relieved I am that 1) we made it out of whatever that last era was (dirty work/rich man) 2) at least someone from SM is releasing fun/good music

Feeling big but I’m not quite sure in which way

I’m obsessed with my friend’s mother’s boyfriend’s dog that I’ve never met but is anxiety personified

The room:

Meteor@wielderofthekey.bsky.social · 2d ago

You can't escape me

Mysaria slipping into her English accent to deliver some of her best work like maybe we should drop the fictional accent all together no shade

Happy Birthday to Peach the starfish from Disney PIXAR’s beloved Finding Nemo! Did you know that Peach, voiced by Allison Janney, is Disney’s first non-binary character in a STARring role? Love wins! Just kidding, it may be a supporting role but Peach is a ⭐️ in our hearts.

I’ve never been to a lollapalooza but it always just reads to me like a millennial teen trying to create the next evolution of “lol” Like omg lol-apalooza am I right that’s so gagatrondra

I’m the friend that’s too woke when it comes to Bravo shows like RH and the Kardashians Why are we paying rich people to be rich on television and pretend they are the joke when they are just continuing to grow their own wealth/brands

Is it problematic to say the hottest chaturbate type streams are when it’s two bi or curious dudes who have never streamed before and might not ever stream again Like they aren’t truly doing it for the money they really are just acting out their repressed desires with the excuse of camming

Sorry for the nsfw repost but I just really admire how much thought goes into the framing and the variety of shots and how dynamically the characters move Most animated porn tends to be extremely repetitive without interesting cuts or perspectives so it’s very refreshing to see AI could never

DrSteamspunk@drsteamspunk.bsky.social · 4d ago

Next episode of My Dick is a Monster from OUTER SPACE is coming out this month. Please support us if you want more of Stanley! #cartoon #bigdick #monstercock #anime #hentai #yaoi

If Beast of Reincarnation flops I would not be surprised if gamefreak took that as validation that they are more successful making poorly optimized pokemon games I don’t want it to I appreciate that they are trying something different

ASMR trigger video but it’s the vacuum/vortex sound created by holenextdoor gaping

Trying to cum on antidepressants be like

I can’t stop laughing at _________’s goofy ass half melted face why is he kinda cute Redacted for spoilers

James Norton my favorite faggy straight actor currently

I’m sorry but so much of this HoTD episode was (probably intentionally) so funny to me I know a lot of people take issue with the lack of *things* happening but honestly I think what I have been loving so much is the character work and acting that exists in the actionless moments

Thought I was choosing a chill yoga video for my recovery day and really should have read the full descriptions bc I just did approximately 5000 chaturangas

Do my voracious bottom oomfs have any aftercare products you like or do you all just have magical holes that never get irritated or sore