EXCL chat w/ David Hopkinson on "#NUFC 2.0" 🤘"Rock star" Jaissle 🏆 "Extraordinary" Howe 👶"young,hungry,relentless" new team 💳 club needs to pay "credit card bill" after overspend ©️ Aim to "consistently & credibly compete" TONS more... Free to read www.nytimes.com/athletic/748...

Youth, energy, fight and renewed ambition — CEO David Hopkinson outlines 'Newcastle United 2.0'

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Ted Lasso is back!

Ted Lasso: How 'Bout That

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Beck is ten. It’s great he is so happy and healthy and yet I know that it’s an age where it can all change so quickly. Sigh. 🐾🐾🥰🥹🥹

New glasses day. Prescription polarising sunnies. I had some but they fell off into the river and were never seen again 😭😭😭

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Aidan O’Brien@aidanobrien.bsky.social · 10h ago

First, you tell me to get a hobby; now it's an “appropriate hobby”.

😭😭😭 #NUFC

There’s a man on Masterchef cooking a dish which translates as, ‘Tongue under the blanket’. Thank god Gregg is not on there any more.

Chèvre passionnée et drôle

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Prime, 💯%, weapons grade 🛎️🔚

When I got in my car this morning there was a strange, smeary substance falling from the sky onto the windows. 🤷‍♂️

Car Wipers in Heavy Rain

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First light.

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Nettlecake@nettlecake.bsky.social · 2d ago

Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.

I went to see The Odyssey in IMAX. Cinema was very busy for a Monday afternoon. I thought it was OK, with a strong ending. ⭐️⭐️⭐️🎬🎥🍿 I wouldn’t be bothered about seeing it again - films I love I will go and see again.

Wearing My Helmet Odysseus

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Beck decided that the best course of action was to go the sleep in the scorching midday sun. 🐾🐾🥵

So, who is running the #NUFC training camp? 🤔

Newcastle United are delighted to announce the signing of Czech Republic international goalkeeper Lukáš Horníček from Portuguese side SC Braga. The 24-year-old joins for an undisclosed fee and has penned a five-year-deal at St. James’ Park. Welcome to Newcastle United, Lukáš 🖤🤍

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Lucy Worsley@lucyworsley.bsky.social · 3d ago

I'm in the South of France , where I was introduced to a French person with the words 'and this lady is from England.' 'Yes,' said the French person, dryly, 'I can see that for myself.'

Just in case you were interested we are having a curry takeaway tonight. 🥘😋

Happy Jerry with a Full Tummy

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Pah! Only second today. 🥈

David/Trout@trout61.bsky.social · 4d ago

Anyone for Martini? 🍸

Anyone for Martini? 🍸

Happy Sundog 🐾🐾😘

Film you have watched more than six times with a gif

Rocky Project Hail Mary Rocky Phm

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Anton_ella ✨@anton3ll.bsky.social · 4d ago

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Game. Repost and add your contribution. Make up the name of a rock star using a quintessentially English forename and a surname composing an Indian* food. Alexander Xacuti.

Tarquin@tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social · 4d ago

Game. Repost and add your contribution. Make up the name of a rock star using a quintessentially English forename and a surname composing an Indian* food. Rick Jalfrezi.

I don't want to brag or anything (well, I do), but I won my class today and got a new personal best time. Now up to fourth overall in the Championship.

David/Trout@trout61.bsky.social · 4d ago

Race weekend. Parked on the grassroots. 🚗💨

Greame off of the telly* was racing today. Lovely guy, we had a great chat about cars and dogs. *Dogs Behaving Badly, C5

Race weekend. Parked on the grassroots. 🚗💨