Trubs
@trubshaw.bsky.social
Long girl in wrong century. Compromise candidate. Bit of this, bit of the other. I like mustelids and I cannot lie. 🇺🇦
I've just bought some joint medicine for monkeys at Monkey World based on an appeal, and I fear my dotage has arrived early. My nieces 20 years hence, tearing their hair out when they realise what little inheritance I might have left them have gone on monkey gummies.
I can't emphasise enough how little this "double agent" plotline is going to go anywhere or enhance any listening experience #TheArchers
An excuse for a Rural Crime story. Great. We needed another one. Carpet arrests a dog for it on Friday. #TheArchers
Victory to mobile hairdressing, death to the cheesemakery! #TheArchers
Oh FFS can we not give Chelsea and the good Horrobins a bloody break? Let misfortune befall the horrible Archers! #TheArchers
Bert spinning yarns about Jazzer isn't really the issue with Bert #TheArchers
My soul has left my body through hideous work things today. Attempting to zip up the Pants of Responsibility. I'm sure a little listen of #TheArchers will help...
You can't be called Bonehill-Paine without people at least suspecting you're a Y'know. Because it's what you'd call a Y'know if you were writing an unsubtle film about The Y'knows.
It's our fucking moon, let's class action lawsuit for damages. About a trillion dollars should do it, distributed across every country on Earth.
No the 'satirical cartoon' you got an AI to generate doesn't count as, well, anything at all. Block.
When did "it is right to do so" become a commonplace phrase for politicians? Very liturgical. Just go full on. "We are going to let some prisoners out. It is mete and right so to do."
I wouldn't be laughing, I'd be strimming his face off with an electric carving knife. This is ridiculous and not how real people behave. It is not "very sweet" of him #TheArchers
Can Kenton kindly go and be eaten by dogs? Fucking meddling is driving me mad #TheArchers
I'm finding people absolutely exhausting today. Not you, you're fine.
Fallon is a woman in her 40s, this weird control they want over her life is grinding my gears #TheArchers
Oh my god, Kenton can fucking do one, what is wrong with them all #TheArchers
How dare Fallon not comply with her mother's vision of her small little future #TheArchers
There's nothing special about the effing Bull! What possible opportunities could it offer, other than a biggest Yorkshire pudding competition #TheArchers
