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rat dad@splinterhamato.bsky.social · 4w ago

>spotted a paper on my windshield as i walked back to my car. >”motherfucker-“ >read it HELLO????? SOMEONE DREW MY CRINGEMOBILE AS A TFSONA???? THIS IS SO SWEET WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

An extremely ominous piece of white paper, folded in half and tucked beneath the front windshield wiper of the noble 2013 Toyota Prius V, The Car of Kings. It looks like a parking ticket, but upon close inspection, the front reads “Open Me!! (Drawing not a car ticket)”. The exclamation points are pulling double duty as big anime eyes for a profoundly kawaii smiley face. My hand holding the unfolded piece of paper, revealing a darling pencil drawing of my car, the cherished cringemobile, as a transformer in robot mode!! They have a decepticon decal on their left shoulder and extremely cutieful door wings!!! They have a visor for optics and are making a nonplussed expression, likely due to the Philly heat (as my wife’s favorite musical once put it: it’s hot-as-hell! in Phil-a-del! Phia!). To the right of the drawing there is a decepticon insignia, under which the artist has signed their name: Averie (which is apparently going very fast because it seems to be giving off speed lines and a dust cloud). They dated it with today’s date, 7-8-26, and included their TikTok: rag_d0oll. At the bottom is what is presumably a self portrait of Averie saying “Nice car” with a smiley face, revealing that the artist looks like if Zero from Drakengard had a scene phase, and also could experience joyful whimsy.