jess 🎀 fictional freak
@tsunderestorm.bsky.social
she/they | 30s | wife to @batkingsalem.bsky.social ✨nsfw + multifandom ✨ dark fictional content 🪦🕊️ 🚫 I block fancops and bigots. no age in bio = blocked.
finished up a cross stitch project recently! i haven’t decided how to frame it yet. this is a gift for salem’s mom
love when we lose and the enemy tank says gg ez when they lost every single 1v1 they started with me like how is it possible you’re even a sore winner bro
i started rewatching charmed recently bc i loved it when i was younger. watched by myself until salem watched an episode with me and got hooked 😂 it makes me so emotional seeing them really like it bc it meant soooo much to me. also they get to see one of my first die-hard ships! cole and phoebe!
im back from war (trying to reformat our website’s shipping prices with the most user UN-friendly interface EVER)
the modern customer support experience is repeating HUMAN over and over until we encounter sentience
sometimes i worry i’m too het passing but then I remember that i have half naked demon babes on my arm
she is bouncing on it in accordance with fazbear entertainment regulatory guidelines as outlined in the employee handbook. she is bouncing on it in a way that shows that she has signed the mandatory waiver.
i played a match against “ignislicker” last night, they were on bap and they diffed me hard LOL
i wonder if syrax enjoyed getting to attack sheepstealer, if it felt like she was getting revenge for vermax somehow
soooo sleepy today but the reason we stayed up late was beyond worth it 🤭
gwayne hightower should really join team black. like I know he won’t bc he’d never turn cloak on his house but god they’d let him be queer in peace. team black = team queer. rhaenyra, lady mysaria, lady jeyne, ser laenor… also you can’t tell me princess rhaenys wasn’t queer LOL
people are so confident in their own ignorance!!
“lover i was lonesome so i built a foundry, i keep that furnace fed with the fossils of the dead” “lover i was lonesome so i laid a power grid, wasn’t it electrifying when i made the neon shine” it has been 6 months. hades has become a nightmare. persephone is LITERALLY 100% of his impulse control
salem absolutely slathered me in sunscreen and I still got sunburned and it hurts so bad 🥺 fuck my stupid sunburned life
sooo do we have some #gwaymund enjoyers here? adssfsfg after that window scene i couldn't stop thinking bout them so yeah my new fav toxic yaoi i guess #gwaynehightower #ormundhightower #hotd
sorry we mischaracterized your favourite character for the sake of porn. yeah. sorry. he's blushing and whimpering and crying and pissing himself. sorry. yeah no there was nothing else that could be done.
i made potato salad for salem’s grilled rib dinner for chovy and milky tomorrow :3
i love when my tank gets potg and you can hear me ult and say “good job” to them in the background 🤭
make the sun jealous by flashing your boobs to the moon tonight
[speaking as a fic writer myself] i think one of the most off-putting things a fic writer can do is guilt-trip people for comments i know everyone loves praise! i do. but if you are measuring your success as a writer solely on engagement you might not be writing for the right reasons... perhaps