"Pretty sure that's what we nowadays refer to as a Skill Issue."
- Because I wanted to get some peace and quiet all to myself, only to find out that you guys are here!
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"𝘐𝘧 𝘋𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘥𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘌𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘦𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸!" SFW! + NSFW for dark themes only! LEWD RP and NON-RP ABSOLUTELY DNI (DO NOT INTERACT! I’M SERIOUS! IT’S BLOCK ON SIGHT IF YOU DO!)
"Pretty sure that's what we nowadays refer to as a Skill Issue."
- Because I wanted to get some peace and quiet all to myself, only to find out that you guys are here!
"...Then why'd you even come here in the first place?"
- Oh come on you know it's true. It gets peaceful when people aren't screaming for Kirby's name
"...I'm starting to think it isn't Meta Knight."
"Means he probably transitioned, or just decided that pink suited him better!"
"...You guys are so weird." "It's no wonder Tiff hasn't shown up here, she'd hurl at the sight of these pizzas."
"Honestly? I didn't think I'd ever see a pizza I DIDN'T wanna eat till now."
- Pizza is not supposed to look like that at ALL! This is the worst thing to wake up to on a Monday
"...I don't think pizza's supposed to look like that... at all..."
"Hm, well I'm Tuff! nice meetin' 'ya." *He couldn't help but tilt his head some more... this Zedd fellow was quite confusing...* "A professor? What kinda stuff are 'ya researching?"
"Heh, today's the day huh?" "I uh, didn't really get Kirby a gift though... I figured bein' his friend was the perfect gift one could ask for after all!" *...Tuff you're just saying that because you can't afford a gift...*
*Yawn!* "Mornin' Dream Land! Man, today's gonna be a good day, I just know it!"
{Alright I think it's about time I get some interactions cookin' with this fella...} {After all, you all kinda deserve it for me not bein' here for a bit due to porting everything to the new laptop taking ages.
"Dedede you say?" *Ah well... that explains a lot...* "I don't think I have to hear anymore! A friend of Dedede's is NOT a friend of mine, that's for sure!"
⚙️ “Geez, you don’t need to shout… I am Kabula, the King’s greatest pilot. And as long as we fly, the skies belong to Dedede!”
"Today?" "Eh, I'm bored... real bored..."
How is your muse feeling today?
"TUFF! MY NAME'S TUFF!" *He yelled out, as if the voice couldn't hear him from down here that well...* "AND WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?"
The airship does take notice… There’s a bright searchlight projecting Dedede’s symbol below as the Blimp hovers closer. Rather than sending anything, a different voice came from the speaker, less blaring and pre-recorded (yet growly). ⚙️ ”Eh? Who goes there? Identify yourself!”
*Of course, all this noise and commotion woke Tuff up... (Huh! it rhymes!) He looked around and noticed the giant blimp up in the sky...* "Huh? W-What in the..." *That announcement seemed familiar too, but... wasn't Dedede asleep at this time? and if so just who was controlling the blimp... -
@tuff-as-nails.bsky.social ⚙️ There’s a Blimp flying around Dream Land’s towns… in place of its main cannon, it currently has a speaker and seems to be playing a message on repeat… A VERY old announcement of Dedede’s, from back when he demanded all the food in Dream Land.
"Uhh, are we back?" "Someone gimmie a sign if we are! anythin'!"
"This place keeps going down for some reason?" "Is this Dedede's fault or something?" *Dude, stop blaming Dedede on everything...*
"Well, this place is certainly crowded, that's for sure." "...Now that I think of it, I wonder if Tiff's around here somewhere."
"Huh? For your information my eyes are just fine, thank you very much!" "And... a friend of Dedede's? Dont'cha know you're sidin' with the 2nd biggest jerk in all of Dream Land?" *It seems this 'sassy child' hasn't heard any of the king's good deeds lately. Talk about being late to the party!*
"Me? A monster?! Heavens no!" Who was this lost sassy child? And did he just lump him into the same category as a Flame Galboros? "You might wanna get your eyes checked, boy... I, Taranza, am servant to no one, friend to His Majesty, and certainly too elegant and refined to be considered a beast."
{Alright I think it's about time I get some interactions cookin' with this fella...} {After all, you all kinda deserve it for me not bein' here for a bit due to porting everything to the new laptop taking ages.
{30+ NOTIFICATIONS!?!?} {Pretty pog if 'ya ask me... (I'M NEVER SAYING THAT AGAIN.)} {I'll get to Tuff shenanigans in the morning tho. maybe drop a starter call as well because why the heck not? we'll see...}
"𝙒𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙄 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚!" | #kirbyrp | #nintendorp | #MVRP | "𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤𝙮𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙆𝙞𝙧𝙗𝙮 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤𝙮𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚?!"
{Alright, enough with the bare minimum, it's been like 14 hours... let's get that pinned and new @ up and runnin'!}
{Yup, told 'ya folks it'd be the bare minimum...} {...The @ and pinned will be coming later today, I swear!}
{Alright... I'll toss the bare minimum for the flip your folks way right about now, since I'm not fully at my a-game as they say to really get the pinned up and running...} {Trust me, that'll come later, and I promise it'll be worth the wait. But for now.... I hope you folks enjoy the Kirby anime.}