Fine. I’ll finish fixing you >:|

*does this to you*

The voices in my head tell me to put a greasy cam in this but gas prices tell me to just jump off a bridge 🫪

Are we for real

I consumed an entire buzzball for this view

Vehicle #4 this year, please last more than 2 months 💀

I love when telegram bugs out on IOS and plays everyones animated pfps at like 3x speed 😂

The only photo of my existence at fur-eh

I somehow only bump into people I want to meet at cons while I am deep into my alcoholmaxxing my body ritual and that is TRAGIC (for them lmao)

Jackals, for some reason

Finally threw a party. I’m going to sleep for 100 years now.

Fresh paint and carpets, putting that insurance cheque to work 😩

What I’d rather be doing with my monday morning 😩

Hockey puck in the face, an inch below my eye. Ive never bled so much ever. 6 hour hospital visit 🤦‍♂️

looking like a crack head breaking into my own car at the gas station this morning lmao. Why do I always get the most random and annoying side quests 😑

big smile

Here u go feet freaks

Investment completely worth it

O shit we grillin

It blew up LMAO

FUCKIN MINT BUD 3 WISHES!!!

Being back to driving shitbox cars definitely doesn’t make me want to suck start a shotgun lmfao

my bmw drank the wrong TF potion 🫪

I am so eternally pranked by this insurance company, return your rental on saturday to its original location, get there, its closed and no after hours drop box. IM TIRED BOSS.

Goodbye :(

Crashed my car trying to avoid a deer that ran up an embankment. Shits totalled. Rip.

Champions in both leagues lets gooooooooo

Some crazy northern lights tonight

“Napped” at like 6pm yesterday. Woke up to my alarm at 4:30am. Didn’t even need to drug myself to do it for once 🤯

Make it to finals, 2 team mates show up drunk, get into fights and force a game forfeit. What a waste of a monday night and a game one :|