Turb-tivities courtesy of @thunderpup95.bsky.social
Turbo, viceroy of Turbing
@turbopupper.bsky.social
Boston based rubbery gimp, piddlepup, and yugioh fanboy. See @turbosnark.bsky.social for my random thoughts. I have a key to @thunderpup95’s house.
Bad news losers I’ve just trademarked “BDSM” and changed the B to “Buy Turbo snacks” so get ready to pay up
The TurboGram™️ PACER test is a multi-stage electrical capacity test. The penile shocks will begin at a low level, and increase in intensity as the exam continues. Screaming over the decibel limit twice will end the exam
Me: cums My boyfriend: damn it’s usually way more involved than that, ok then I guess
Turns out you men don’t like it when you suck on their balls with a mouth full of Tic-Tacs
Today’s Turbo Time™️ brought to you by the letter C, for “Cumshot denied” Or perhaps for “Can you tell @thunderpup95.bsky.social enjoys the chains?”
Turbo time (📸 to uhhh idk I couldn’t see)
My tummy hurts and I’m actually not being brave at all like you’d be shocked how quickly I’m cut down
Not pictured: the ruined cumshot into my padding
I need to gimp out soon, please send your nearest acquisition drone at the earliest convenience
Too busy to goon, too horny to produce: the Turbo story
“Machine that makes you into a gimp”has gone from sexual fantasy to logistics fantasy. I’d love a machine to do the work for me 🫠
The extent to which Scooby-Doo has not impacted mainstream pup play should be studied. My theory: pup headspace requires BOTH awareness and rejection of a persons biophysical self. Scooby-Doo cannot relate to that process, as it explores the line between animal and man from a canine perspective.
I’m not here to kinkshame anyone but no I don’t wanna be tied up in the woods I’ll get wet leaves on me and that’s terrible
Always wear the proper safety equipment before going riding
@thunderpup95.bsky.social and I saw you from across the bar and just wanted to say we couldn’t care less about your vibe
