Don’t call it a come back. Also don’t call it shouldering a load.
5 minutes later: we regret to inform you that Neal the seal is not real, was never real, and is actively contributing to the global collapse of marine mammal populations
Texting my family “fuck that” as they wish me a happy 4th of July
<Schwarz voice> Greeegg Memořial Day was Monday, you were supposed to veah ze vhite paants
Greg Bovino will speak at a white nationalist conference in Portugal tomorrow. He will share the stage with no fewer than five people who idolize Hitler, including one who joined a group created by two Nazi SS members. Another guy is a self-described racist who refers to women as "cockroaches."🧵
One thing AI does is it increasingly (in a downward spiral) makes it impossible to verify any kind of information. Think about how this affects the Law when everything gets so fuzzy.
This is exactly like the time I vomited up the fluid they make you drink the night before a colonoscopy and the stomach acid badly burned my eyes.
How your email finds me
I hope the stink from this sticks to all parties involved and never comes off
Oh my god. Indycar what are you doing
Did you know that if you put on work boots and a safety vest and safety glasses and those ear plugs on a cord, you can do pretty much whatever you want in broad daylight and nobody’s going to call OSHA
Just realized that Cinco de Mayo is on Taco Tuesday this year, making it a double holiday
More like Statin Island right Because ppl there have high cholesterol
That’s like 7/8 empty, according to my calculations
One of my students is at the TPUGA event with JD Vance and Erica Kirk. They say it is only 1/8 full! 😂
The first time I saw the name Peter Magyar, I thought he was going to be the Hungarian version of Peter Sweden.