A bad depression episode will have you accidentally clicking on a sims 2 playthrough playlist on YouTube and watching seven episodes because you can’t be bothered to change it
Sadder Than Your Average
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You’re gonna die up there
What do I want 4 my upcoming birthday besides an egg chair?
Yesterday I jokingly said I loved Clementine more than Jeffrey and immediately got so sad I cried
I really miss the version of my mom from before my sister died almost as much as I miss my sister
Killing bugs (on purpose) that are outside is a special kind of evil
The best gender neutral term to refer to a person is “diva”
I have a very unwoke take on the Ariana Grande topic
I loooove wearing tights with shorts it makes me feel like a pokemon trainer
We're going to Fort Collins this weekend so I can get a tattoo and we are stopping at Ikea on the way and I am way more excited about Ikea than I am for the tattoo tbh
Friday night! You know what that means. *drinks a single white claw and plays magic the gathering until a 10pm bedtime*
Jordan built me a deck with 20 Hare Apparents in it I cannot wait to play
Playing mtg again but I’ve forgotten everything so it feels like school 😮💨
Girls, it is imperative that you try to grow taller than your boyfriends!! It’s incredibly chic when a a girl is taller than her boyfriend! I would kill to be taller than Jordan.
Is it normal that I’m very attracted to Elijah Wood? Like I can’t tell if he’s supposed to be hot or not…. what’s the consensus?
I will not be seeing the live action Tangled #IWillNotBeSeeingTheLiveActionTangled
Tomorrow I’m taking two mushrooms 👀 #TwoMushrooms
every time stranger buys something from my etsy, I think it's someone pranking their friend like "look at this shitty thing I got you lol 😜"
not 2 dog pile on gen Z but I will not be choosing to take any style advice from people who wear pimple patches outside of the house....
Long won the Instagram poll which is too bad because I was this close 👌 to cutting it
HELP!!! do I wait it out and grow my hair out again or do I cut it short again?! I haaaaaate the length it is now but I like it long
HELP!!! do I wait it out and grow my hair out again or do I cut it short again?! I haaaaaate the length it is now but I like it long