Teddie Fuk’n Ruxpin
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Small and causing chaos #Athlete #Husband
The way I’m ready to be home and in the fucking bed
Mfs just meet you and think they can talk to you any kind of way… I’m not the one.
One of my favorite men on Earth. Love me some Bobby - he is so cool ❤️❤️
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Sometimes…you just gotta hold a dick in a non-sexual way
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The fun size terrorizer is officially the birthday boy.. Here’s to 43 😘
Heart disease. I feel like everybody going say cancer but I had to go a different direction.
12. If you had the power to take away one disease, what would it be and why?
Platonic: loyalty. I gotta watch how you move to decide if we should be in the same circle. Romantic: I like pretty boys. You gotta be easy on the eyes.
11. What is the most important quality that you look for in someone? (Platonic or romantic)
Being an athlete. I think thats my favorite compliment. I bowl, play kickball, play soccer, play dodgeball and play football and occasionally kick box. Being athletic has gotten me very far.
10. What do you get the most compliments about?
Travel. But I’m working on it. I got 9 cities planned by Christmas. I think first up is Denver.
9. What have you been meaning to do but haven't yet done? Why haven't you done it?
Every gay man wants to chase straight men. We just ain’t doing it like these niggas claim.
8. What is your least popular or controversial opinion?
Acceptance is not a requirement for me. If you cool, then we cool. If we not, then we not. No gray area for me on that.
7. What fact about yourself took you the longest to understand or accept?
Hardest lesson I learned was cheating is a not a deal breaker for me. We either going be together for a long time or a short one.
5. What is the hardest way you've learned an important lesson?
Sense of humor for sure. I’m a funny MF. I like to laugh and have a good time. I got heart. I don’t back down when I’m right. I will listen if I’m wrong. I’m fearless. I don’t mind taking risk, but it has to come with some reward.
4. What would you like to be remembered for?
Marriage. I did it for the right reasons cause when I fall in love, I fall hard. But when you hurt my feelings, I have and can crash out. I don’t like that for me.
3. What single event or decision do you think about most affected the rest of your life?
As a man, we are the most understood amongst the wrong audiences. It lowkey baffles me cause as an educated black man, protect us at all costs.
2. What is the most trivial thing about which you have the strong opinion?
Being authentically me. I know, without a doubt, there is NOBODY on Earth like me. I am very grateful that I went through those challenges cause they shaped me.
1. What is the smallest thing for which you are grateful?
9 days until the little guy is 43. Start from the bottom now we here. I never saw me turning into the hell raiser I became 😂😂
Listen, I have very little pity for people who make more money than me. Yeah, we’re both human but you not about to just sit on your ass and collect a paycheck it comes to me. DO YOUR JOB.
I can’t believe the fun size king is legit going be 43 in a couple weeks
The fun size king is going be 43 in a couple weeks. Lawd I’m getting up there
I swear man, 5:30 AM just be rolling around every morning and just be beating my lil beige ass 😩
Praying everyone who is currently looking for a job, finds one with great benefits
You don't need closure from someone who never gave you clarity.
My mama ate when she used to be like “I don’t give a good goddamn”.