Twig

@twigmouse.bsky.social

A wild raccoon appears! Formerly a deer mouse. Seattle area forest dweller. Therian. Mushroom whisperer.

Friend asked if I was up for a serious conversation and I said “sure” and then immediately got distracted for two and a half hours before seeing his message, which absolutely deserved an immediate response, but by the time I saw it he’d gone to bed and now I feel bad :-(

Man, is it just me or has USPS been exceptionally shitty recently? Multiple items stuck at the local distribution center. Returned international shipment due to "incomplete customs form" when it's a shipment I do often and was indeed complete, packages "out for delivery" but not showing up for days.

Turns out a CPAP mask can be worn under my new mouse fursuit head easily. The head strap makes it fit nice and snug and makes it difficult to remove even with my hands. This opens up some very interesting fursuit kink options for me.

One of these is AliExpress. The other is Amazon. Can you guess which is which? (is it even possible to tell the difference anymore? Most stuff on the latter comes from the former these days anyway.

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“That’s too soon. If you cage up today then you’d only be locked for three weeks before you arrive. No, let’s look at dates in October”. 🥵🔐

Eating breakfast outside today. I love summer mornings in my forest. Perfect weather, quiet aside from bird sounds, and NO BUGS. This area is truly paradise this time of year.

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I didn’t see the appeal of personal robots until I realized that I could buy one and have it clear the blackberries from my property. Set enough of them loose in a region for a few years and we might be able to actually start eradicating invasive plants species. Knotweed, kudzu, English icy, etc

Had a dream that I was at burning man and there was a big geothermal plant just outside the city that was built as a tower, like a really tall oil rig in the desert. They were giving tours to burners and it was super high tech inside. There were 2D holograms of cartoon techs walking the hallways.

I should make a YouTube channel but instead of giving advice or playing games, I’ll just emulate the various pet raccoon channels and try different flavors of corn chips or have a narrator talk about how difficult I am to live with.

Probably not great that this notification came up after I’d been sitting on the toilet with my phone for a while. And yes, my feet are going numb. Thanks Oura!

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Whenever I have sex with someone new they tell me how amazing my butt is and how skilled of a bottom I am and I can't help but wonder if I'm actually an exceptional bottom in some way or if tops are just really good at flattery ;-)

People trying to figure out what animal I am in the wild. 🥰🐀🤫 It didn't take long for hoax to get called out, so I waited a few days and gave the full rundown behind the prints they had seen at the end lol. Wild that someone in the same 80-person Telegram chat came across the sub-reddit to show me!

Morbid thought experiment. How old were you when you first saw this diagram? I was probably in like, 3rd or 4th grade? I feel like I was taught how guns work pretty early.

Diagram of a bullet, showing the parts labeled. Primer, propellant, bullet case, bullet.

One reason I don’t have a garden is because I have SO MANY slugs. And they’re huge. I probably have one slug per square yard across my property. Certain times of day at certain times of year you have to watch every step you take to avoid them. It’s crazy.