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Live Laugh Lexapro. He/Him. Melbourne, Australia
Perfect time to end free COVID boosters for the under 65s…
Denis - The COVID Info Guy@thecovidinfoguy.bsky.social · 2d agoAUSTRALIA Weekly COVID Update: 21 August 2026 🔹TAS: ⬆️ (+51.1%) 🔹SA: ⬆️ (+40.6%) 🔹QLD: ⬆️ (+14.2%) 25 in hospital 🔹NSW: ⬆️ (+4.6%) 🔹VIC: ⬆️ (+4.0%) 🔹WA: ⬆️ (+3.9%) 39/day in hospital 🔸ACT: ⬇️ (-3.0%) 🔹Aged Care: The government ended weekly reporting
On antibiotic flucloxacillin for what might be a staph infection on my face 😧 Have to take it every 6 hours and on an empty stomach. When the fuck am I supposed to eat?! This is a nightmare 😭
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head
Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau.bsky.social · 3d agoGive me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head
Yeah Robert Irwin is hot but I can’t stand that ocker voice. He needs some elocution lessons. An ABC newsreader voice. #logies
Who won the Logie for being Melbourne’s daintiest, most petite and most unfriendly twink? #logies
Did Melbourne ever get to the bottom of who kept sticking coins to the footpath?
Good news everyone! Cynthia Swann Griffin survived the leap from her fashionable penthouse apartment. She is alive and well and reporting from the Melbourne Magistrate’s Court for 10 News.
Will the census help us determine which suburb is the Ritalin, Concerta, Vyvanse and Lexapro capital of Australia? #census
My census sexual orientation is: frazzled. #census
Will the census help us determine who is Melbourne’s daintiest and most petite twink?
The census asked about sexual orientation but didnt bother to ask if we were top, bottom, versatile, twink, twunk, otter, bear, bulldyke or lipstick lesbian. #census
I’m already preparing for a bird flu pandemic. Could do with another Sex And The City lockdown marathon. Ditto The Sopranos.
Meta glasses perverts illustrate why it’s still a good idea to mask in public. As well as avoiding colds, flu and covid, you have a little privacy screen for your face.
What sort of sadistic misogynist psychopath came up with Species 2? What an awful, gruesome, sickening movie.
Just took two Imodium instead of two Ibuprofen. That won’t improve my sore shoulder 😭
Homeless middle-aged man standing next to a payphone in St Kilda looked at me and yelled “Barbra Streisand!”. #melbourne
Lol reporter on 10 news has the lumpy cerulean sweater from Devil Wears Prada.
Thinking about moving interstate without any job or accommodation lined up, for a thrill.
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times: The worst people from high school are all real estate agents or personal trainers.
No one has ever looked cooler than this
Logan Dean@logandean.games · 4w agoNo one has ever looked cooler than this
I give you a FB post that sums up just how stupid this country has become.
Sovereign citizens would’ve been furious about getting that emergency alert.
