Twirl
@twirl.bsky.social
40-something. Florida. Hawaiian. Married. Nerd. Substance abuse intervention professional. Believes leggings are pants. Here for health care, gaming, screaming into the void. Diabetic. Endometriosis. ADHD. Agender. Bi/ace. They/Them.
You know when you're a kid and your mom is like, "stop eating your Halloween candy or you'll get a tummy ache!" and you're just like I can't wait until I'm a grown-up so no one can tell me to stop eating candy! I'm a grown-up. No one told me to stop eating my candy. And now I have a tummy ache.
"Stuck at work with a blood sugar of 74" is a terrible time to find out your emergency backup juice expired in 2023.
Friday I got my flu shot. Today I shanked myself right in the elbow scar with my thumbnail while putting on a sweater. Must be a vaccine injury. I should alert VAERS.
I saw a truck driving down the road with an antique plate the other day and thought to myself, "that's not an antique! My uncle had that same truck when I was a kid!" ..........oops.
You know, I said awhile ago there's nothing left this administration could do that would shock me. Live-streaming a firing squad execution might do it, though.
Dear @warframe.com: Please use the proceeds of the Iceblade of Narin support pack I purchased yesterday to buy treats for Pablo's cats. This is of the utmost importance.
My kaithe has arrived! Here I am teaching him how to drive since DE neglected to include wings. @warframe.com @makeship.bsky.social
Dinner tonight is a blueberry muffin and some mango. ...diabetes? Never heard of her.
School starts, and I get sick. I haven't been to a school. I haven't even been around kids. How do I overachieve in all the wrong ways?
Hot Warframe take (that is 100% correct): "Party of Your Lifetime" and "Great Despair" were 100% Infested Backstreet Boys. "Running Late" is Infested N*SYNC, which is OBVIOUSLY unacceptable. Do not fight the eldritch Millennial on this.
I have no issue with Anne Hathaway "baring" whatever she wants to bare... it's her body and no one else has to look. I'm just very confused about the jeans....
Someone just set off their car alarm... in the parking lot of a migraine and epilepsy center. 🙃
In remembrance of Bonnie Tyler, this is your reminder that "Total Eclipse of the Heart" is about vampires.
Today, my husband told me he's never actually loved, or even liked me, and we have no future together. Well, he got a popsicle from the freezer and didn't offer me one, so same thing.
Just got told, as an insult, that I look like I'm "heavily vaccinated." Well, gee, yes, I am! Thanks for noticing! 🥰🥰🥰
If you're one of the 'phobes who loudly insisted they were avoiding Warframe for the entire month of June in protest of DE's annual Pride cosmetics, I best not be hearing you speak on Jade Shadows: Constellations or Styanax Prime. You got two weeks to wait, boo. 🤷🏳️🌈
Good news, everyone - we're all having a better day than Jeff Bezos. www.cbsnews.com/news/blue-or...
Blue Origin New Glenn rocket explodes on launch pad in Florida
Blue Origin, which is owned by Amazon founder Jeff Bezos, had successfully launched its third New Glenn Rocket last month.
cbsnews.com
I was surprised to see some of the artists listed as performers for Trump's "Freedom 250" concert, but apparently not as surprised as they were.
I'm starting to see posts suggesting we use ivermectin to stop the spread of hantavirus because it's also an RNA virus, like COVID. To be fair, there's some truth to this... ivermectin will be exactly as effective against hantavirus as it was against COVID. 🤷
Me: *puts a flower in my hair* Coworker: "You look Hawaiian today!" Me: "...I *should* look Hawaiian every day."
Weird typo on one of the new enemy pages in Soulframe. It's spelled S-H-R-I-M-P.
