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I let my stroke cert lapse for too long and management locked me in a closet for 2 hours until I completed the learning module and completed the exam. Occasionally I heard people say "whys Tanya in the punishment office? Is she free? I need-" and my lead just hollers NO DO NOT LET TANYA ESCAPE.

Me: hey dr k.... think about how hard that first sip of water is going to hit after this. Doc, on her third c-section in a row, sewing fascia, drenched in sweat: (voice cracks) yeah ....yeah it's going to be so good....oh god...

neighbor: hey you wanna come over to our place first before the bday party, take shots then walk over? me: .... like. pre-game before a 5 y.o's birthday party? neighbor: well you didnt have to sound so judgy like that, but yeah?

Patient, waking up from surgery, groggy: is cramping normal.... Me: yup! Sorry I know it sucks but you had a big surgery. It's gonna cramp a bit. Patient: gaawwwd damn what's the use of a hysterectomy thennnnnahhhh (passes out)