I’ve got a Luger in my Studebaker

Hey check out this AI slop cartoon How about you try posting instead you fuck

“Ford vs. Ferrari” is the story of Gerald Ford’s (Matt Damon) death which occurred when he was run over by a chronologically ordered succession of different models of the famed sports car (Christian Bale, who became several Ferraris for the role)

This Caitlin Clark stuff is totally bananas Every time a Black player makes any physical contact with her during the course of a game, 50000 sports talk guys who never watched an entire WNBA contest in their lives get on the air to try and start Civil War II

Surely this ropes crap is all just the constant deluge of pornography provided by the internet over the last 20 years I never heard a soul talk about shit like this in the 90s as a high schooler with numerous pervert classmates/acquaintances that never talked about anything but sex

I’ve upgraded parts on this humongous 1970 El Camino so that it now hits 100 mph in about 6 seconds and the engine sound is genuinely amusing. Like WHAPummmmmm getting slightly higher pitched with each gearshift; this would be terrifying irl

Quarter to 4, it’s “The Grunge Plunge” here on 99.3 KRKS, K-Rocks … that was Soundgarden with “Dude, man” from the hit album Superimposed

This forza horizon 5 is one hell of a video game, brother So many options to dial it in for your gaming level (crappy, in my case) and you can tune up any car any old way… only complaint is some cars are absurdly difficult to find

“MARV”@twittermarv.bsky.social · 4d ago

Playing Forza now with my license plate reading PLTR GST

The video that was going around of the guy in Hawaii getting punched out reminds me of a point I wanted to make about how it used to be considered embarrassing to wear speedos or similar swimwear; used to be entirely the domain of pervert euros when I was a child

Słup Shitto

Alison Fisk@alisonfisk.bsky.social · 3d ago

A little bear figurine carved from amber some 6,000 years ago! 🐻❤️ Named ‘Słupcio’ (‘little guy from Słupsk’) through a children’s naming competition! A hole through its torso suggests it was worn or suspended from a cord, perhaps as a hunting amulet. 📷 National Museum in Szczecin #Archaeology

Wife is like “I sent (former coworker) a Miss Swan video I found” Me: “yeah? Did you send her the latest Red Skelton video after that?”

This hockey movie has too many checks scenes

King Kong Ted Bundy Drives to the ring in a beetle

Knight Rider with a genuine 1982 Firebird would be one of the funniest shows ever made “Kitt chase that guy” “I’m trying, Michael but I am not as powerful as that Nissan Maxima”

“Yeah I’m 19 and I’ve been inhaling lead since birth” “Young man, I present to you this 4000 pound Dodge Super Bee in ‘Plum Crazy Purple’ that we shoved this nascar engine into… get out there and have fun”

“MARV”@twittermarv.bsky.social · 4d ago

The muscle car era is fascinating because they were like “yeah what young people need is 450 horsepower with hugely inadequate brakes and handling in a very groovy looking package”

The muscle car era is fascinating because they were like “yeah what young people need is 450 horsepower with hugely inadequate brakes and handling in a very groovy looking package”

Playing Forza now with my license plate reading PLTR GST

When you hear the words “baby” or “honey” in a song, especially an older one, substitute hip-hop lingo like “homie” and “player” instead

My balls produce a pretty fearsome 600 brake horsepower

The Jonah Hill thing is funny because I’m old and have arthritis and I was never some tough guy to begin with but I’m still not convinced he could beat me in a fight … all the jujitsu, the working out, etc and I still don’t see a guy I should avoid upsetting

Trump secures emergency shipments of ACME missiles

A video came up for “20 worst American Cars Ever” and it looked like a normal channel but the video was the zoomer robot trashing a 1968 Charger for not having cup holders and a place to charge your phone… please just kill me?

“MARV”@twittermarv.bsky.social · 6d ago

I haaaaaaaaaaaate AI People who know nothing about a topic can now make YouTube list videos about the topic “narrated” by the AI which apparently has a setting for zoomer voice where everything ends in a question mark. This is the worst invention ever. I want actual information.

I haaaaaaaaaaaate AI People who know nothing about a topic can now make YouTube list videos about the topic “narrated” by the AI which apparently has a setting for zoomer voice where everything ends in a question mark. This is the worst invention ever. I want actual information.

Haley Stevens won’t see your snarky little quips about bridge trolls but other bridge trolls who are just living their lives WILL

Natalie Cole “This Will Be” is a song that makes me want to never hear a sound ever again; my apologies to the late diva who had a fine voice but that song is aggressively horrible

Learned about this thing they used to have on some muscle cars called a “shaker” hood (just look it up, no room to explain) and now I’m imagining it on inappropriate vehicles like a 1999 Dodge Stratus or 2012 Hyundai Elantra

If you can’t come straight out and call MAHA and RFK at best idiotic lunatics right now, you are not meeting the moment

I don’t want to see ai videos … I hate it so much … Mario Lopez should be dropped in the ocean

The Fast and The Furious: Holyoke Pricks

Losing control and slamming my race car into the wall on Crew: Motorfest and going “Earnhardt!”