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Two Party Opera

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A comic about the Presidents of the United States and other star-spangled banter. By @classicbri.bsky.social http://2PO.US

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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 3d ago

Anonymous Editorial #webcomic #presidents

Three panel comic featuring Thomas Jefferson and John Adams
Panel 1: Adams says "I'm writing a new anonymous editorial."
Panel 2: Adams says "It's taking forever. I've been working on it all week."
Panel 3: Jefferson asks "How far have you gotten?" Adams says "I've come up with a witty pen name to publish it under."

Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 5d ago

D.C. Improvement Projects #webcomic #presidents

Three panel comic featuring George Washington at the base of the Washington Monument.
Panel 1: Washington says "Ballrooms, triumphal arches, botched reflection pools... I can't stand these Washington D.C. Improvement Projects."
Panel 2: Chester A. Arthur enters. Washington says to him, "This is not what I had in mind when I first outlined my proposal for the Federal City."
Panel 3: The full Washington Monument comes into view, chopped in half with the top balancing horizontally on the broken base, forming a giant "T". Arthur asks "You don't like the new Trump Monument?" Washington says "If it's not fixed, I'll make sure it's a Trump Memorial."

Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 5d ago

D.C. Improvement Projects #webcomic #presidents

Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · last wk.

Battle of the Bulge #webcomic #presidents

Panel 1: Above a jacked-up bodybuilding version of Franklin D. Roosevelt, the text reads: "With the new Department of War policy of screening testosterone levels, it's time for the Battle of the Bulge."
Panel 2: A long panel featuring six former Presidents, all with big ridiculous muscles in various bodybuilding poses. Labels ID them above their heads.
James Monroe "Era of Good Fitness!" he says "Check out my new doctrine."
Martin Van Buren "Not such a little magician anymore!" He says "Put up your Kinderhooks!"
Theodore Roosevelt "A Square Deal and a square jaw" He says "A macho man in the arena!"
Calvin Coolidge "Silent Cal-isthenics!" He says "'Nuff said."
Harry S. Truman "The Bulk Stops Here!" He says "Introducing 'Fat Man' and 'Little Boy.'"
Ronald Reagan "Wow! Now that's some gender-affirming care!" He says "Stop calling it that!"

Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · last wk.

Taylor Farms #webcomic #presidents

Three panel comic featuring Harry S. Truman, Zachary Taylor, and George Washington
Panel 1: Truman enters and says "Zachary Taylor, you wouldn't happen to own Taylor Farms, would you?" Taylor says "Who's asking?!" Washington says "The CDC was founded while Truman was President."
Panel 2: Taylor says "'Communicable Diseases,' 'Disease Control,'—bah! If I see a cyclospora, I'll handle it the old-fashioned way!" Taylor takes out his guns and shoots a cyclospora in the air with a "BANG BANG splat."
Panel 3: Taylor starts drinking some iced milk and eats cherries. He says "Whew! Deregulation builds up an appetite!" Truman says "You may want to slow down on those cherries."

Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 2w ago

Sing a Song of Zachary Taylor #webcomic #presidents

Three panel comic featuring Zachary Taylor and George Washington
Panel 1: Taylor comes in with two guns at the ready and says "People forget but I was considered an American hero." Washington says "Yes, the Battle of Buena Vista."
Panel 2: Taylor says "They sung a song about me!" He sings, "Zachary Taylor was a brave old feller, brigadier general, A, number one!"
Panel 3: Taylor keeps singing, "He fought twenty thousand Mexicanoes—four thousand he killed, the rest they 'cut and run!'" Washington says "Catchy."

Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 2w ago

Sing a Song of Zachary Taylor #webcomic #presidents

Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 2w ago

All my fellow Americans are reading Two Party Opera, a comic about the Presidents of the United States and other star-spangled banter.

Two Party Opera, a comic about the Presidents of the United States and other star-spangled banter. twopartyopera.com — Image features George Washington, Theodore Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln, and Thomas Jefferson standing in front of the White House

Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 2w ago

The next two comics will feature your favorite President, if your favorite President is Zachary Taylor.

Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 2w ago

Mount Rushless #webcomic #presidents www.twopartyopera.com/comic/mount-...

Two panel comic featuring Mount Rushmore
Panel 1: George Washington says "Something about this place makes me want to give a speech against communism." Theodore Roosevelt says "I don't know. Perhaps we could stand to be less hierarchical."
Panel 2: Washington says "In what way?" Roosevelt says "We could get re-carved to be the same height!" Lincoln says "Pipe down, shorty."

Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 2w ago

LBJ at the University of Michigan #webcomic #presidents www.twopartyopera.com/comic/lbj-at...

Three panel comic featuring Lyndon B. Johnson giving a graduation speech at the University of Michigan.
Panel 1: Johnson says "—for in your time we have the opportunity to move not only toward the rich society and the powerful society—"
Panel 2: Johnson continues: "—but upward to the Great Society." And voice off-panel screams "YES!!"
Panel 3: Warren G. Harding and Harry Truman are on their phones, Harding says "I had 'Great Society' on my Polymarket with 20-to-1 odds." Truman looks devastated at his results. Johnson, in the background, screams "Stop betting on my speeches!"

Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 3w ago

Atomic Swing, featuring Obama and Eisenhower #webcomic #presidents www.twopartyopera.com/comic/atomic...

Atomic Swing – Two Party Opera

A comic about presidents and other star-spangled banter.

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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 3w ago

Spoof of Life, featuring Franklin Roosevelt, Woodrow and Edith Wilson. #webcomic #presidents

Three panel comic in a cozy recording studio.
Panel 1: Franklin Roosevelt says "Joining me for tonight's Fireside Chat is Woodrow and Edith Wilson." Edith Wilson says "Thank you for having us."
Panel 2: Franklin Roosevelt says "Woodrow, how are you feeling? I heard you were in the hospital for a fall?" Edith Wilson says "He's glad to be free of that place, and definitely not dead. As he's fond of saying, "liberty is its own reward."
Panel 3: Franklin Roosevelt says "I also couldn't help but notice that he's made of cardboard." Woodrow Wilson tips slightly forward as a flat display with a newspaper stapled to his chest. Edith Wilson says "He's perfectly healthy! Look how he holds today's newspaper!"

Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 3w ago

Spoof of Life, featuring Franklin Roosevelt, Woodrow and Edith Wilson. #webcomic #presidents

Spoof of Life – Two Party Opera

A comic about presidents and other star-spangled banter.

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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 3w ago

What’s up, @smithsonianmag.bsky.social #webcomic #presidents

Three panel comic featuring Presidents Andrew Jackson and James K. Polk.
Panel 1: Andrew Jackson, holding a report, says "What's all this I'm reading about the Smithsonian becoming a woke organization?" Polk says "I did not see this comic when I signed the institute into law in 1846."
Panel 2: Jackson says, "Nor did I, when I asked Congress to approve the bequest in 1836!" Polk gets out his phone and says "who is this James Smithson, anyway? Some mineralogist? Sounds like a radical."
Panel 3: Jackson says "They're out of control! Too much focus on how horrible our country is, how bad slavery was—" Polk says "—and no mention of how successful slavery was!"

Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · last mo.

So What Do We Do With the Next 250 Years? #webcomic #presidents www.twopartyopera.com/comic/so-wha...

So What Do We Do With the Next 250 Years? – Two Party Opera

A comic about presidents and other star-spangled banter.

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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · last mo.

Semiquincentennial — Happy 250! #webcomic #presidents www.twopartyopera.com/comic/semiqu...

Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · last mo.

Semiquincentennial — Happy 250! #webcomic #presidents www.twopartyopera.com/comic/semiqu...

Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 2mo ago

After Game 4 #webcomic #nbafinals #knicksinfive

After Game 4 – Two Party Opera

A comic about presidents and other star-spangled banter.

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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 2mo ago

After Game 4 #webcomic #nbafinals #knicksinfive

Three panel comic featuring Presidents Barack Obama and Richard Nixon.
Panel 1: Obama comes in excited, holding a basketball. He says "You watching the NBA Finals?" Nixon says "I'm more of a baseball guy."
Panel 2: Obama says "Yeah, I'm more of a Spurs fan myself." Nixon says "All these punks screaming 'Knicks in four...' 'Knicks in five..."
Panel 3: Nixon throws up the peace signs and says "What we need is KNIXON NOW!"

Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 2mo ago

After Game 4 #webcomic #nbafinals #knicksinfive

After Game 4 – Two Party Opera

A comic about presidents and other star-spangled banter.

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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 5mo ago

Fireside Chat #twopartyopera #worldwar #webcomic

Fireside Chats – Two Party Opera

A comic about presidents and other star-spangled banter.

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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 5mo ago

"I can't use this fireplace for the set for the White House Diplomatic Reception Room, it's modeled after Monticello." —a real thought I had while working on Comic 1002

Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 5mo ago

1001 — Leadership Decapitation #twopartyopera #iran #webcomic www.twopartyopera.com/comic/leader...

Leadership Decapitation – Two Party Opera

A comic about presidents and other star-spangled banter.

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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 5mo ago

One of the longest-running gags in 2PO is making a Washington/Eye comic on the repeat digits (111, 222, 333…). Now that we’re past 999, it’s its own wild ride of conspiracies, relationships, and design.

Triple Digits – Two Party Opera

A comic about presidents and other star-spangled banter.

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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 5mo ago

Milestones — Don't Let Them Psych You Out (Comic 1000) #politicalcartoon #webcomic #milestone

Milestones – Two Party Opera

A comic about presidents and other star-spangled banter.

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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 5mo ago

TONIGHT! Join me for a surprise animated presentation of Two Party Opera as part of this month's Show & Tell Screening Spectacular in Los Angeles! Screening starts at 8:30pm—come in person or stream it at the link: www.youtube.com/live/Pq0DCnh...

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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 6mo ago

Bovino is out there saying our speech is dangerous. #webcomic #ice #politicalcartoon

The Crack Down – Two Party Opera

A comic about presidents and other star-spangled banter.

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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 7mo ago

We're not following "illegal orders," are we? #webcomic #venezuela www.twopartyopera.com/comic/illega...

Three panel comic featuring two helicopters in flight.
Panel 1: The first helicopter says to the other, "Why the long face, AH-64 Apache attack helicopter?" The other one says "I'm worried about this plan to invade Venezuela, kidnap its leader, and then hand control over to American oil companies."
Panel 2: The first one says "Oh?" The second continues, "We're not following illegal orders, are we?"
Panel 3: The first helicopter starts sobbing, "What are you saying? you don't want to do this anymore?" The second helicopter says "No no! I didn't mean it like that! You know how much I love destabilizing the region with you!"

Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 7mo ago

We're not following "illegal orders," are we? #webcomic #venezuela www.twopartyopera.com/comic/illega...