๐๐ two_tries (โค๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ Rights)
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๐ jimmytwotries. Collaborative cunnilingus / Dead Rising 2 fanboy (I'm actually very boring). https://archiveofourown.org/users/jimmytwotries/pseuds/jimmytwotries
(A sneak preview of the nightly erotic antics of a smut writer) *Playing a retro video game while I ride a stationary bike and also listen to an Ed Zitron podcast*
This is the only way to talk about my ocs
Getting my back blown out in the haunted, abandoned restaurant in the Star Wars Starship Hotel by a chick dressed like a Twilek called that an Immersive Sexperience.
An official sequel that ignores the canon protagonist to instead focus on the villainess who got pulled into her own tentacle sarcophagus trap. 40+ minutes of greedy, orgasmic (muffled) moaning with minimal visual stimulation was an interesting choice.
๐ An experienced seer warns rookie ghost hunters that a strengthened awareness of the other side has upsides and downsides. The world is *overflowing* with hungry sapphic spirits. A lot of rookies lose their nerve once they notice ethereal lesbians kneeling everywhere...
"If you grind on a human's cock until it spurts is that considered sex or is that just being a courteous guest?" longest thread in the history of the goblin girl forum locked...
[Sexual Experience 16/20] B-But we're both girls...
Doublelingus is such an under appreciated practice. ๐ (Pt. 1)
Space Heroines should receive huge loads of glowing alien cum that drools down their face, bodies, and out of their holes. Y'know, as like, reward for saving the galaxy and shit.
๐ A quirky, seemingly sexless woman getting tongued numb, dumb, and nearly comatose by an exaggerated caricature of a lipstick lesbian.
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A sex scene that seems like it's going to be a whole event but the cunnilingus "foreplay" gets so intense that the reciever cums twice in a row and is left in too much of a dopamine coma to keep going.
Not enough cunnilingus scenes include an orgasm. Progressing to tribbing or whatever isn't as cool.
Straight women making other straight women feel extremely good, potentially in an unbalanced 2v1 scenario...
Saw a post saying "I don't want NSFW accounts to talk about voting, just let me jack off" Buddy, NSFW artists and sex workers are being constantly attacked by a government of nonces trying to distract from their own crimes by pinning the blame on porn. They have the right to speak up about this.
"Don't worry haha!" the goblin lied gobbishly. "You can trust me around your boyfriend!"
overlaying resident evil characters that were in raccoon city onto the dead rising survivor chart in positions they are or could be roughly analogous to, minus Jill and Ada for specific reasons. Failing that, just notable people I can fit to fill space. Chart's missing 6 survivors for some reason
Waow, it's Clair! ๐ I drew the No. 1 at training Dragon-type Pokemon and being left out of Pokemon cards! #PokemonArt
When your cat has something in her mouth and she won't drop it.
Holds up imo. Just gotta overcome how weak and slow you start out. And figure out where the cool stuff is hidden.
