Tessera

I refuse to accept self driving cars until they can make printers that work.

One hundred percent, this one is the funniest spongebob episode ever 🤣

You drive 2 hours outside of any major city and the suddenly town names are like - Gooning - Population: 20k

Cutemaxxing

Cutemaxxing

Did I miss the memo? Literally everyone is in Amsterdam right now at the same time.

Once again, by far the worst summer of my life

He cancelled on me.. again

Inviting a cute guy from Grindr to have breakfast with me at home instead of hooking up. Breaking the Matrix.

My type: Geographically Inconvenient

What did I miss? Why is everyone talking about “butt card” now? Do we swipe through the crack and ask “debit” or “credit”?

What’s that sickness called when you physically feel sick because it’s been too long since you laid down and put your head on somebody’s chest while they wrap their hands around your body?

Mark@markgaybakes.bsky.social · 3d ago

Three margaritas and

I just think it’s so fun to be a little slut on the internet 😌😇

I just watched the new spiderman movie and I wish that our real world also had some real savior from evil and bad people.

50 shades of gay

Inviting a cute guy from Grindr to have breakfast with me at home instead of hooking up. Breaking the Matrix.

Eric Angelo@ericcommando.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I’ve never thought that this combination of words would come together 😭

The new gay ayatollah is being propped up by the Pussy Cat Dolls

if you know you know

I love summer nights and cricket sounds coming from the trees

Oh look, gay boyfriends that look like twins. Döppelbangers.

I might be depressed but I’m also horny

My standards are so low these gays *coughs* days. I used to want a handsome boyfriend who can sing to me. Now, I want a handsome boyfriend who can lip sync my favorite songs.

Literally a couple years ago, I didn’t know what “sub” meant. I was thinking why do these men put subwoofer on their profiles???

My Grindr would be more alive in the middle of Sahara desert than Silicon Valley.

So is my heart

✨@twunktrap.bsky.social · 2w ago

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How his hole looks after I find out that he is a professor

Fr though, the best thing ever probably. Imagine having one giant closet and you can just share all of your clothes or at least have more options based on your styles.

Oh look, gay boyfriends that look like twins. Döppelbangers.

Oh look, gay boyfriends that look like twins. Döppelbangers.

The Fig Economy@figgityfigs.bsky.social · 7d ago

Whatever you could fix in your life before covid was the last time you had a chance. Dating, school, jobs, housing, and more… If you missed one or the two items in this list, you’ve been forced to do it in an unhealthy environment that works against you. This is still valid in 2026

One of my Crank Theories of Everything, at least of Everything in the Recent Past, is that we are dealing (badly) with COVID trauma we’d mostly prefer to pretend never happened.