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How about Jason Arkid and it's a fella who sits in the corner of a pub in Burnage every night getting pissed and telling people he was in Oasis
Every day finding new levels of respect for Robin bloody Ince of all people for tanking his career so that he was free to say trans people are entitled to dignity
Picked up a DPD parcel from the newsagent and it seems that when I got the delivery redirected there they printed a new label and stuck it on a completely different parcel, so I now have 200 Natural Soluble Strip Laundry Sacks instead of my new lights. I'm sure this will be easy to resolve!
Ok guys, I am now accepting tourism recommendations for San Sebastian and Toulouse this month (particularly the latter, already doing well for 'Basque bars to get a little bite of food' tbh). Must be child-tolerant if not actively child-friendly. Thanks in advance.
Sorry I missed a day of lockdown reunion discourse but I was too busy travelling to where the Eamont flows into the Eden in order to perform certain magickal operations
Andy Burnham's plan to 'rewire the state' has been delayed after the electrician texted at 10.30am to say his van has had to go into the garage
Andrew Sissons@acjsissons.bsky.social · 5d agoWell, the government has a seven page memo on devolution and England and... there is a lot in there! Will add some thoughts, but the most striking thing is the pace. A lot of the serious reforms are due to come in April 2028 - this is not a gradual roadmap! www.gov.uk/government/p...
C4 returning to its origins of creating progressive, thoughtful TV already? Burnham on fire atm
Scott Bryan@scottygb.bsky.social · 7d agoChannel 4 has announced documentary “The Great ADHD Myth?” It “seeks to determine whether ADHD is a genuine neurodevelopmental disorder, or a social construct.”
Goodbye 'Hendo', don't have a fall walking through the door on your way out
Ofcom should step in and do something about all the Guardian articles which leave you guessing for several borderline-illiterate paragraphs before confirming in passing that it is aimed at their Australian readers
Give a child a surface and a drawing medium and they will, untaught and unbidden, make a mark which lies dormant in each of us and has done since the first flickers of consciousness cast their faint illumination upon the human mind
Massive Jehovah's Witness convention happening in Manchester today. If you want to watch a cult leader preaching to the converted bunch of hypernormal weirdos, the prime minister will be opening Number 10 North this morning!!
People who are opposed to data centres should be forced to delete all screenshots and memes from their cloud storage
Goodness me, you make enemies of Lammy and Reeves at your peril, imagine the damage heavyweights like that can do from the backbenches!
The only people who still like Romesh are the kind of people who enthusiastically pay the TV Licence anyway, so who are they trying to kid with this
Trying to find a polite way to say "Uh, we don't really do that" to the football fandom part timers who are planning to watch the third place playoff
Good book (so far) but let's all admit it's bloody hard going. Blame 15 years of scrolling social media if you must but 30 pages at a time of authentic 18th century dialect is doing me in
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Liam Doyle@doyleliam.bsky.social · 3w agoStop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Met a bloke down the pub earlier, he said his mum's bf works at DCMS and apparently the government has put out a D-notice discouraging the MSM from playing World in Motion because they would rather push a narrative of nationalist division over love and unity.
This joke has gone too far now
boomkat.com@boomkat.com · 3w agoThis Heat Health and Efficiency (1980) new edition of the loosely driven, uplifting and abstract follow-up to This Heat’s seminal debut album - a classic in its own right - newly reissued via This Heat's own imprint, remastered form the OG tapes boomkat.com/products/hea...
Manchester city centre smells really strongly of the peak district moor fires. Probably nothing to worry about, I like it actually
Absolute horrible performance tbh, had their chance on the big stage and bottled it completely. But enough about watching Key Stage 2 do Bugsy Malone earlier this evening
Who should own the Falkland Islands/Malvinas? A child who believes in a peaceful world.
Imagine being a rock and going through millennia of erosion, compression, heat, pressure, slow subduction below the earth's crust, melting into magma, one day you're blasted back out, you slowly cool, and some cunt picks you up and uses you to scrape the dead skin off their feet. You'd be fuming!
Oh and another thing that needs banning - those 'sonic cat repellents' that everyone has in their front garden these days. You might not be able to hear those frequencies, but they are blasting our children with 120dB of extreme noise terror!