𝘌𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺𝘺𝘺𝘺𝘺... 💁‍♀️

Spartan Rory Lancaster@ranger-rory.bsky.social · last wk.

@tyeverheart.bsky.social It’s Always 2 Dumb Bitches Telling Each Other "Exactlyyyyy"

Scary man.

First I ever heard of the concept, darlin’, but I’m thinkin’ I’m in!

― 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐀𝐗𝐄@deathoncall.bsky.social · last mo.

@tyeverheart.bsky.social hey i have a business idea.

I’m thinkin’ I can help with that. Just what do you wanna blow up, sir?

Spartan Rory Lancaster@ranger-rory.bsky.social · 2mo ago

@tyeverheart.bsky.social I would like to explode something.

He’s gonna quietly take bets on who Daisy punches first.

Then I ain’t got nothin’ else to say.

Man's 'Imma Head Out' Give Up Gesture

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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳@spartanofluck.bsky.social · 3mo ago

My fiancé disagrees, so unfortunately it has to go.

Not a crime, but… damned if it ain’t a rare sight, boss.

Did Rory just… 𝘚𝘔𝘐𝘓𝘌?!

No no… keep the shirt, sir. It… works for ya. Oddly enough.

𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳@spartanofluck.bsky.social · 3mo ago

#SeductiveSunday He may need a new shirt.

Had to be done, sir. Thank you!!! *his voice trails off as he swims off*

Spartan Rory Lancaster@ranger-rory.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Typically pool pest. Good luck with that.

I did, sir. I’ve accomplished what I came to do. *swims off to go pester Silvia*

Spartan Rory Lancaster@ranger-rory.bsky.social · 3mo ago

*A slight groan.* Did you have fun Typhon?

Damnit, Silvia. Look what you made her do!

What a view it is…

Underused Scott Eastwood

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I’m on the side of the booba. As you should be.

― 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐀𝐗𝐄@deathoncall.bsky.social · 3mo ago

...you're on HER SIDE??? 💢💢💢

BOOBA.

Then why, in the name of all that is meant to be, would you be tellin’ the beautiful beings to put a shirt back on!? Defeats the purpose of lookin’!

― 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐀𝐗𝐄@deathoncall.bsky.social · 3mo ago

OF COURSE I WAS FUCKING--? BOOBA. THAT'S NOT EVEN FAIR.

You were lookin’, all the same. Don’t try to tell otherwise, darlin’.

― 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐀𝐗𝐄@deathoncall.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING BUT TELL THE GIRL TO PUT A SHIRT ON--

… and the calamity

For the record, I’m enjoyin’ the view.

When are ya gonna figure out that you’re the damned 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵 of your own dilemmas? That IS me helpin’, by the way.

― 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐀𝐗𝐄@deathoncall.bsky.social · 3mo ago

MOTHERFUCKER--

An just what kind of help do you think I’m going to be able to provide? Hmm?

Are we back to teasing Silvia?

*He smiled broadly and took the cup, and a sip* Oh… *𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦’𝘴 the secret of it. He can definitely taste it.* Probably not, but you never know.

𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢@ardentepicure.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Yeah! Um... I don't see why not. *She pours out another cup of the iced concoction and hands him one. Coffee with a rather large, for her, mix of vodka* Not sure if it'll do much for you though.

Aw hell… *moves to catch the ‘flying’ Unggoy*

Spartan Rory Lancaster@ranger-rory.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Tosses @zuzukofunsc.bsky.social to @tyeverheart.bsky.social. For old times sake.

‘𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵’ an iced coffee, huh? *He’s absolutely caught on* Got any more?

𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢@ardentepicure.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Hm? Oh, just an iced coffee. *Her sly grin says it's more than just coffee.*

What’re ya sippin on, darlin’?

𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢@ardentepicure.bsky.social · 3mo ago

"Thought I'd try shooting my way out. Mix things up a little." An independent portrayal of Master Chief from the Halo series. Minors do not interact.

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A+ for effort, sir.

John 117 (CE)@recalimer117.bsky.social · 3mo ago

#SeductiveSunday ....am I doing it right?