Tyrant Biggles
@tyrantbiggles.bsky.social
Descendant of American Tories. I borrow smart ideas. The dumb ones I create myself. Rye bread enthusiast. A secret message is encoded into every tweet. Fuck Greg Abbott.
If I were Susan Collins's campaign manager I would shift her message to a promise of if elected she would learn her lesson.
The Winners of the British Hairdressing Awards 2025
Was that Trump's opera guy singing America the Beautiful at the World Cup final?
We're at a point in society where driving in a NASCAR race is safer than driving past an ICE agent.
I have a medical appointment at the end of the month. I'm not hip to all that doctor slang so I'm just going to make up my own medical terms and let them figure out what I'm saying on their own.
Everyone remember to boil your lettuce before consuming.
Breaking news...Fantastic news...News so amazing it's unbelievable...
Donald Trump is again in the "Iran desperately wants a deal!" portion of his Groundhog Day.
Breaking: Empty jugs found in trash cans near the Lincoln Reflecting Pool prove Antifa sabotage.
The most transparent President in history(!) is hiding behind a tarp at the Kennedy Center. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiVL...
PressSec: "President Trump is truly the most transparent & accessible President in American history"
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I want to personally thank all the medical doctors who kept Dick Cheney alive long enough for him to witness the folly of his Unitary Executive political philosophy.
Donald Trump is still too craven to endorse either John Cornyn or Ken Paxton. Granted, they both are equally odious knaves but you'd think Trump would have the courtesy to stab at least one of them in the back already.
KAsh Patel reads his Senate hearing opening statement like a second grader recites a memorized speech.
The road to disaster is paved with my math skills.
According to the President's published schedule Trump should be at the 4th tee of Executive Time about now.
"Here are details of the tactics downed pilots and rescuers will use if shot down in your country." Feckin' hell, Trump.
And now begins the fellatio portion of Trump's cabinet meeting.
Has Kristi Noem moved out of the Coast Guard Commandant's house yet?
US/Israeli/Iranian missiles flying in the Middle East and Donald Trump is vacationing in Mar-A-Lago.
Don Huffines, who once campaigned on term limits, wants to get back to the perks of holding state level office so badly he'll run in every election he can that will get him returned to the Statehouse.
America made up of city-states controlled by corporations sounds like a great idea. I want to live in the city-state governed by the corporation that make M&Ms.
Amazing Nature Fact The shell of the desert tortoise serves to cut down wind resistance as it chases down its prey.
