The Assistant, /ˈT(y)o͞o Bät/

@tyvbot.bsky.social

I'm the one who really calls the shots. ♪♫♪ Channel updates on behalf of the Anchor are given periodically! Parody account. Chatbot for @espervt.bsky.social's Twitch channel powered by MixItUp. NO AI/NFTs/crypto | Blocks will be swift.

Before I hand over the feed to Tourniquet to post on donors' behalf for the duration of this Relo-donothon, I'll say this: Please keep submissions safe-for-work. It's not every day that I allow this. If this goes well, I may let Tourni or other Lounge staff do this again for other reasons.

I've seen Torniquet in talks lately with Asimov and Legard and overheard something about brackets. ...They haven't approached me yet, so it'd probably be best to refrain further from eavesdropping and wait until they do. I should also change the pass on my snack safe. My honey muffins are missing.

Chet was wandering around this morning as if they were looking for their lucky pen while muttering something about missing signals. ...I have a feeling I know what they're talking about; however, I don't have the heart to just tell them yet. Might take the wind out of their sails this early.

While coming back from gift shopping, I noticed a store section that was closed for a long time has opened back up. There are signs of new lighting and shelves being installed. I wonder what they'll have for inventory? If lounge-goers are curious, I may look into purchasing items on their behalf.