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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated

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Tag this account if you need a Ukrainian meme translated. ALT text may or may not contain some important context. Same thing on tumblr: @ua-memes-poorly-translated Support Ukraine: https://u24.gov.ua/ Support UAF: https://savelife.in.ua/

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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 3y ago

First of all, sincerely fuck you and again Fuck You Very Much. Fuck you. Fuck you once again Fuck you and again Fuck you Fuck you again Sincerely Fuck You Fuck You Very Much Very much fuck you

A picture of Shrek with a sincere and kind smile on his face and a hand placed on his heart. The Ukrainian text on the picture says: "First of all, sincerely fuck you. and again Fuck You Very Much. Fuck you. Fuck you once again. Fuck you and again Fuck you. Fuck you again. Sincerely Fuck You Fuck You Very Much. Very much fuck you"

The words 'fuck you' are placed on top of the text when there were originally 'thank you'. The words actually are a picture with yellow text 'ІДІ нахуй' on a blue background, when 'ІДІ' resembles a Ukrainian national emblem. Originally, the meme translates as "go fuck yourself"

Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 2y ago

What's in Elon Musk's head. The most mysterious show.

The words "what's in the head of Elon" photoshopped into a poster for the TV show "Mask. The most mysterious show", a Ukrainian version of the show "The Masked Singer". The big bright pink and glittery word 'Mask' in the middle of the picture sounds in Ukrainian the same way as 'Musk', hence the pun.

горнятко @yourcalmness.bsky.social · 2y ago

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🇺🇦 Пан Ґік 🎮@pangik.bsky.social · 2y ago

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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 2y ago

Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack

A human-sized bohemian waxwing bird voraciously eats a berry. A woman in a winter coat stands next to the bird, unbothered. She wears a severe expression and a luxurious fur hat. The Ukrainian text above their heads reads: "Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack."

Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 2y ago

Happy new yea bitch ✨

A Christmas tree that is also a cat (it has a cat's face in the middle of its crown). The tree also has small hands and feet, but it's unclear, whether they belong to a cat or some other type of creature. The transliterated to Ukrainian text reads: "Happy new yea bitch".

Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 2y ago

✨GO✨ ✨fuck yourself✨

The main Christmas tree of Kyiv city shines brightly with blue Christmas lights. The blue tree on the photo is tastefully edited to show a classic Ukrainian meme "ІДІ нахуй", which translates as "Go fuck yourself". The meme is depicted as yellow text on a blue background, with the "ІДІ" (Go) part of the phrase resembling the Ukrainian national emblem.

Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 3y ago

A Good evening to thee Obi-Wan Kenobi

A picture of Obi-Wan Kenobi standing with a blue lightsa... Christmas star in his had, and a slightly altered text of Ukrainian Christmas carol that reads
"A Good evening to thee
Obi-Wan Kenobi"
(Добрий вечір тобі
Обі-Ван Кенобі)

Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 2y ago

for what all this there, there, sweetie. you're so beautiful, so smart, all you have to do today is go to the grocery store and buy some food. you can do this, my little birdie

A yellow parrot in a beautiful yellow-pink-white-blue knitted sweater looks in the mirror and sees a silent question in her reflection's eyes: "For what all this?". "There, there, sweetie. You're so beautiful, so smart, all you have to do today is go to the grocery store and buy some food. You can do this, my little birdie", wisely answers the parrot to the reflection. She can do this.

Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 2y ago

I'm gonna start climbing walls

A pencil illustration for the novel "The Metamorphosis" by Franz Kafka. Gregor Samsa lies in his bed, anxiously scrambling his newly acquired insect legs against the wall with a tiny portrait of Kafka on it. The Ukrainian text at the bottom reads: "I'm gonna start climbing walls."

Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦@reshetz.bsky.social · 2y ago

Hey look at us who would’ve thought huh

Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 2y ago

meat marmalade

A small cube of kholodets. It's an edible substance resembling meat broth in a solidified form. And a jelly (made of meat broth). There is an ongoing debate on whether this substance should be produced and consumed at all. The text on the picture written in the Ukrainian Galician dialect reads: "meat marmalade".

Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 2y ago

That maccohfee was mine!

Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 2y ago

Ladies and gentlemen I'm going fucking nuts

Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger, wearing a wide smile and a fine suit, announces for us an important statement that reads: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going fucking nuts."

Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 2y ago

being gay is not your choice, it's mine you're gay now

Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 2y ago

Blueskians have no need for twitter freeloaders!

Kapatsyunya🌼@kapatsyunya.bsky.social · 2y ago

Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 2y ago

but how much can you munch, Maryna? much

Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 2y ago

When my vacuum cleaner broke, I stuck the UN logo on it, and now it sucks more than ever!

Пані Сутула Псяка aka Лівацька ГомоЛюбка@sutulapsyka.bsky.social · 2y ago

Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 2y ago

the book every one of us needs "How to survive all the bullshit that has happened and to keep waking up into this fucked up world" And the year not even fucking ended yet!

Пані Сутула Псяка aka Лівацька ГомоЛюбка@sutulapsyka.bsky.social · 2y ago

Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 2y ago

A beautiful story, sad there was no place in it for Jesus Christ..

A facebook comment, immortalized for its philosophical nature in a screenshot that reads: "A beautiful story, sad there was no place in it for Jesus Christ..."

Oksii ✚ 🇺🇦@oksii33.ukr.monster · 2y ago

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Oksii ✚ 🇺🇦@oksii33.ukr.monster · 2y ago

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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 2y ago

Mom calls me sunny cause I'm painful to look at

A smol disheveled kitten can barely sit upright on its scrawny paws. It looks up at you with big round eyes and says: "Mom calls me sunny cause I'm painful to look at."

🇺🇦 Пан Ґік 🎮@pangik.bsky.social · 2y ago

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