"They have a coach in Roberto De Zerbi whose face evokes a state of permanent alarm, the expression of a man perpetually having a toilet door opened on him." 😂

Jonathan Liew@jonathanliew.bsky.social · last wk.

long tottenham www.theguardian.com/football/202...

God damn the new Fulham away kit is all kinds of sexy

Michael Buffer probably getting about $8m for that

When America tries to do "epic" it always, always comes off as cheap

Come in agent Tuchel

That has to be the biggest German capitulation since Stalingrad

I've got 104 cows

Shit yourselves harder England. I dare you

Did they?! Must have missed that

We are all Team Belgium tonight

Were you up for Bellingham?

In accordance with article 19.3, FIFA awards both England goals to Mexico

This better be worth it.....

Scraping through against minnows. PROPER England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Shearer is part of the problem. "it's about drive, determination" he says. No Alan. It's about creativity, guile, confidence

Ben Stokes has retired. Meh.

Metlife stadium don't arf look shit with all that blue covering around the bottom of the stands

Now THIS is proper England

I'm pretty sure Micah Richards has never knowingly said anything worthwhile

Has anyone stolen a living more than Sam Matterface?

Well Anthony Gordon has been complete bollocks

Here we go

Fucking hell Pickford that is terrible keeping

At 41 years and 132 days Cristiano Ronaldo has just done fuck all in a world cup game against DR Congo 🤯🤯🤯🌟🌟🌟🤩🤩🤩🐐🐐🐐🍆🍆🍆

VAR ref casually doing the white power hand sign. Complete coincidence I'm sure.

So Fulham's pursuit for Kieran McKenna has caused him to quit football. Massive club

Bloody squash these days. Some are double strength some are quadruple strength it's a god damn minefield

Ollie McBurney needs another tattoo

Sneaking a giant screen into the flagshagger march is one of the funniest things @ledbydonkeys.org have ever done. "STAY HYDRATED" 😂🤣😂

Christ the BBC coverage of City is so sycophantic. They're owned by a nation and have cheated on an industrial level 🤮