The All-Seeing Eye in pearl blue and pearl pink. Sculptural ridges and mystically peering eyes... the All-Seeing Dildo is one of our weirdest and most wonderful, in my opinion! https://uberrime.com/a/search?q=all-seeing&options%5Bprefix%5D=last
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Handmade Platinum Silicone Dildos from Orlando Florida! NSFW 18+ only. www.uberrime.com
Matching sets are some of our favorite things to pour! Here we have the Sensia and a set of Sensi Vag Plugs in lilac shift, color shift blue, uv purple; and the Suavio with a set of Suavis Vag Plugs in azure shift, orchid, and red velvet.
It's been a bit since we released our bowtie lineup! The bow of course was sculpted by EroticEffect, and 2 of the 3 models were sculpted by us. Here we have a Dandy Bowtie Suction Cup dildo in blue shift & copper; and a Dashing Bowtie Dildo in orchid, vivid indigo, & red velvet.
It's been a bit since we released our bowtie lineup! The bow of course was sculpted by EroticEffect, and 2 of the 3 models were sculpted by us. Here we have a Dandy Bowtie Suction Cup dildo in blue shift & copper; and a Dashing Bowtie Dildo in orchid, vivid indigo, & red velvet.
Fret not, this gorgeous toy will be used as directed. 💜💜
Haha! 😂 We have a chuckle every time we slap one of those on a bag... but trust us, we've had enough Incidents told to us through email that the CAPSLOCK IS NECESSARY! 🫣😂
The Aliter Alien in mermaid, pearl aqua, and pearl white. We're absolutely obsessed with this color combination! The Aliter is available in your choice of firmness and 1-3 colors: https://uberrime.com/a/search?q=aliter&options%5Bprefix%5D=last
Friday at last! From our archives, here's Aptus A-Spot Realistic in luster black, copper, and nola purple; Damn Jav in luster black and pearl pink; Bivius Demon Knot in orchid, mermaid, and lavender; and Aveo Dual Density Realistic in luster black, lavender, and pearl turquoise.
We're having quite a busy day today at the studio... how is everyone else's Thursday going? Here we have the Lunaris Werewolf Knot Dildo in red velvet, pearl white, and pearl pink!
wow!! Thank you @uberrimedildos.bsky.social for this fantastic care package!! I can't decide what I'm most excited for... 👀😍🤩
Matching sets are some of our favorite things to pour! Here we have the Sensia and a set of Sensi Vag Plugs in lilac shift, color shift blue, uv purple; and the Suavio with a set of Suavis Vag Plugs in azure shift, orchid, and red velvet.
Our Moon Goddess in sun-soaked colors! The Selene in orangesicle, pearl shift, and uv yellow.
Tis Saturday! I hope you're all enjoying it. Here we have the Bella Uncut Realistic in true blue and pearl pink; the Damn Alien in luster, shift blue, vivid indigo; the Draconis Dragon in luster black and red; the Amplus Extra Girthy in orchid, lavender, and rose gold.
A large Astrum Alien in nebula, silver, and azure shift! Part of our Phantasia line, Astrum was designed to be an beginner-friendly introduction to fantasy toys. It's smoothly sculpted, minimally textured, and distinctly phallic, so it's not a big departure from realistic toys.
Great big handfuls of great-looking silicone! A large Cthulhu in astral green, emerald, and uv green; and a Staturo Realistic in uv blue, uv pink, and uv purple.
Glittery gold can be a great companion color, either to match the vibe or offer opulent contrast. ✨ For example, here we have a Arboris with lavender; a Basic Butt Plug #2 with azure shift; a Tris Anal Dildo with iron; and an Aliter Alien with vivid pink.
Here we have an Esse Packer (with foreskin) in pearl green, flat white, and red velvet. A very 'oooh' and 'aaaah' worthy color combo! Packers are one of Buster's favorite things to pour!
Squishy silicone lined with supple suckers... the Haliae Tentacle Vag Plug is a textural delight, designed to provide a filling sensation but without all the bulk of a full-size dildo. This one is poured in pearl pink and clear glitter shimmer!
A couple of examples of The Symbiont! Our extra long, heavily textured fantasy phallus.
A couple of handsome handfuls of silicone from the archives to send us off for the weekend! Here we have a large Equus Unicorn Horn in pearl white, glittery gold, and pearl blue; and a Maxime Realistic in luster glitter black, bronze, and pearl aqua.
Felicia holding the small Opimus Vaginal Plug.. and the XL Opimus! The Opimus is our first pussy plug with 4 size options, and the biggest size has landed in our 'giant toys' collection for its 2.75 inch diameter: https://uberrime.com/collections/vaginal-plugs?sort_by=created-descending
Our NEW vaginal plug is here! The Opimus is a chubby realistic phallic shape with exaggerated proportions to make it a snug fitting plug. Available in 4 sizes (from thick to CHONK) in your choice of firmness & 1-3 colors: https://uberrime.com/collections/vaginal-plugs?sort_by=created-descending
"What's your smallest dildo?" is a pretty common question - and the answer is our Minima Finger-Sized Dildos! Minima can either be ordered as a set of 5 in a single color, or individually with 1-3 colors: https://uberrime.com/a/search?q=minima&options%5Bprefix%5D=last
Some lovely three color toys from the archives! The Anurian in luster, vivid indigo, glitter gold; Dual Density Reservo in pearl pink, pearl white, rose gold; Akkoro in pearl aqua, kermit green, nola purple; and Faeles in color shift purple, clear glitter shimmer, pearl violet.
The Fukutako is one of our more delightfully weird tentacle dildos! Its unique shaft is shaped with a half-knot to provide a greater sense of fullness towards the base. The front side is lined with asymmetrical donut-shaped suckers for a smooth texture to rub against you.
Grinders! The LaBae (pictured here in uv pink and glitter gold) and Patulus (here in crucible red and bronze) are supple silicone 'pads' for rubbing and humping. A dollop of water-based lube goes a long way! https://uberrime.com/collections/grinders
Squishy silicone lined with supple suckers... the Haliae Tentacle Vag Plug is a textural delight, designed to provide a filling sensation but without all the bulk of a full-size dildo. This one is poured in pearl pink and clear glitter shimmer!
Looking for an introduction to fantasy textures with low profile texture? Check out Draconis Dragon Dildo by @uberrimedildos.bsky.social from their Phantasia Beginner Friendly Fantasy line! I've got a brand spankin' new video review of it here: youtu.be/z2PYx-QY0Ik
Marco holding the extra chonky XL version of our upcoming vaginal plug.... The Opimus!