[ incredibly loud glass shattering sfx. ] hey what do you have over there ? what's over there? hiiiiiii

--𝑯𝑶𝑹𝑫𝑨𝑲@baneofdespondos.bsky.social · last yr.

( LOUD OBNOXIOUS DRINKING.) I wonder what it is..

[ incredibly muffled ] heyy. HEY can I be let out now . can I be let out hey hordak hey what do you have over there hey

a close up of a cartoon character , spongebob squarepants , smiling with his mouth open .

ALT: a close up of a cartoon character , spongebob squarepants , smiling with his mouth open .

media.tenor.com

--𝑯𝑶𝑹𝑫𝑨𝑲@baneofdespondos.bsky.social · last yr.

( Oblivious, drinking fruit punch rn.) I think I heard something...

@baneofdespondos.bsky.social can I be let out of the freezer now

I am being held houstage. please help

// god out of all my muses why do I have the most fun on this one

ooohjj I can feel the residual situationship radiating off you. are you good

𝘕𝘌𝘗𝘖𝘛𝘐𝘚𝘔, B͢A͢B͢Y͢.ᐟ@hot-rods.bsky.social · last yr.

girl i wish

AAUAUAUUUUAAAAAUUAAAAAAUAUAAUAAUAUAUUUAUAUAA [ Heavy Tf2 gmod scream. you know the one. ]

--𝑯𝑶𝑹𝑫𝑨𝑲@baneofdespondos.bsky.social · last yr.

( SNATCHING THEM AWAY WITH A NET. STARTS MAKING A BREAK FOR IT The trooper knows Keldor is rapidly approaching.)

IS THAT RAWED PRIME FROM TRANSFORMERS

Oh, okay! Thank you! [ going back to their newspaper. ]

--𝑯𝑶𝑹𝑫𝑨𝑲@baneofdespondos.bsky.social · last yr.

( A horde trooper is standing over them with a net in hand.) Nothings wrong no.

[ looking up from their newspaper ] somethings wrong

AYE AYE BOSS

--𝑲𝑬𝑳𝑫𝑶𝑹@exiledsorcery.bsky.social · last yr.

Team KSP, rise up and commit tax fraud.

' COMING FROM THE UNIVERSE TO PARTY AND GO CRAZY -! '