Uisce Beatha
@uisce-beatha.bsky.social
🇮🇪Fenian Heart 🇺🇲Chicago Blood. Pharmaceutical Biochemist. Sarcastic Mind & Black Belt Mouth. Former Navy Hospital Corpsman / Combat Medic. Science, Medicine & Game Nerd. Pro Vax. Devout Agnostic. Democratic Socialist. $5.99/Minute. Must Be 18 To Call.
Off to an outdoor birthday party for a two year old. Ugh. "We should leave, I think I left the gas on." "But you live in an all-electric unit." "Shit." 🙄
Late night Duck Rillettes. I need a healthier hobby.
The joy of finally locating and buying a necessary and long-obsolete car part to get her back on the road. TCB⚡
Honey-lavender airline duck, asian potatoes, baby broccoli, plum sauce. DONE.
What GIF pops up when you type your name?
What GIF pops up when you type your name?
Shoutout to my West Coast homies. They know who they are.
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20?
The Commitments Black Pride
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Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20?
Post something random or you'll have an awful September.
Post something random or you'll have an awful September.
I've been up since 4:30am. Thanks, stupid neighbor who locked herself out and thought I'm some sort of rogue/locksmith/burglar. Knock on my door again and I'll fucking end you.
I made some Jamaican Jerk rub for some chicken in the next few days. I'm concerned I've accidentally created a deadlier version of napalm.
Man's Spicy Reaction
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In my home right now: "Alexa, did the ancient Egyptians put the brains into canopic jars?"
The Mummy: Imhotep (Arnold Vosloo) Asks Why?
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I think my duck might be stuffed with giblets and C-4.
"Oh, I don't really need any more t-shirts. Wait, what?"
To all the clowns on the north side, shoving their Cubs crap at the Pope - let this photo end your pathetic bullshit. Thank you for your attention in this matter!
Tim Curry, Catherine O'Hara Brenda Fricker. All passed this year. All were in Home Alone 2. Now I have just one small request...
Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.
Laughing at memories of my "mother" telling me I would never amount to anything and that I'd be a failure.