logging into this account every now and then just to post bullshit
Unc Still Got It: Man on Skateboard
ALT: Unc Still Got It: Man on Skateboard
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Superman movie opening scene where he whimpers in the snow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“god im back from a long day of saving metropolis and the world!” Me, the humble Superman fan disguised as a Superman robot:
hiring Etsy witches to help me manifest a portal opening so I can escape to a world where Superman exists so I can crack him
Clark Kent: “Well gosh! I wish a fat useless mentally-ill chud would bounce on it crazy style rn….” Me:
a man in a yellow shirt and red tie is sitting on the ground with his hands in the air .
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt and red tie is sitting on the ground with his hands in the air .
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Sorry I stopped creature posting, it got boring now that I’m actually being watched by feds
the thing lurking in the cellar left my neighbors arm on my back porch……… this is…… problematic…..
a cartoon cheetah with big eyes is standing on a brown surface .
ALT: a cartoon cheetah with big eyes is standing on a brown surface .
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Clark Kent: “Well gosh! I wish a fat useless mentally-ill chud would bounce on it crazy style rn….” Me:
a man in a yellow shirt and red tie is sitting on the ground with his hands in the air .
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt and red tie is sitting on the ground with his hands in the air .
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hiring Etsy witches to help me manifest a portal opening so I can escape to a world where Superman exists so I can crack him
it learned to mimic my alarm hello kitty alarm clock i havent used since sixth grade. It’s gotten more aggressive and the neighbjrs have started whispering when i walk by. Ghey think i dont nktice but i do.
Can I make a really inappropriate bluesky about Clark Kent please will you kill me
YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC
it started mimicking the sound of my late wife’s laugh
a man is laying in a dark room with his mouth open and a shadow on his face .
ALT: a man is laying in a dark room with his mouth open and a shadow on his face .
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“god im back from a long day of saving metropolis and the world!” Me, the humble Superman fan disguised as a Superman robot:
the thing that lurks near the cellar has gotten louder and braver as of late. I think one of the neighbors can see it too. it keeps leaving me offerings and I can’t tell if it likes me or if I’m next.
Superman movie opening scene where he whimpers in the snow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣