Piña Colada
@umapineapple.bsky.social
The Uma who goes well with everything. (Self proclaimed.)
"Too little, too late. This place and everybody in it is a lost cause. Maybe I'd consider it if this place had shown some promise by now, but it hasn't. There's nothing of value here."
The White Wonder - Sodashi@whitewonder.bsky.social · last yr."Pleeeaaasseee? Come on. Come on.... Pleeeaaasseeee..." ...Oh... She's ripping off those braces as she is trying to stand her ground. "Don't leave... Sodashi sees you as a friend... Don't leave her here. We can scout people for a racing team!"
"Nope. I'm done. This place is boring and the few people in it are annoying." She's not stopping. "I'm not sinking more time into something that displayed zero redeeming qualities."
The White Wonder - Sodashi@whitewonder.bsky.social · last yr."...Sodashi wants to help you. Come on. Come oooonnnnn. Please? If you become more popular than Sodashi then Sodashi can retire from racing and declare you as #1 !" Really?
"Oh great, you're annoying and you completely overstep. Well, you signed me up. Now it's your job to explain why I won't be there."
The White Wonder - Sodashi@whitewonder.bsky.social · last yr."...Pleeeaaasseee? Sodashi may have signed you up for the debut race anyways." SHE WHAT!?! Without her permission!? "She wants to see you race! Please! Please!?"
"Get off of me-" She's pulling Sodashi's hair- "There's no reason for me to stay here. I'd probably be leaving in a couple of days even if you weren't so annoying."
The White Wonder - Sodashi@whitewonder.bsky.social · last yr.....She super glued herself onto Pinas leg. "Pleeeaaasseee! It can't end this way! Come on! Give Sodashi a chance! She'll be your servant! Your maid! Anything! Don't leeeaaaveee!"
"Nope. I'm turning in my withdrawal papers and buying a plane ticket." She's power walking away-.
The White Wonder - Sodashi@whitewonder.bsky.social · last yr."Wait. No! Come on! Don't leave, Pina! Not all of us are bad! Come on!" She's going to try and follow her, frowning. "Please! She'll do anything to keep you around! Pleeeaaasseee!?"
"..." She's just going to finish this attempt, and... Still nothing. "Alright, well, if there's that many, then I'm definitely leaving. See you in my nightmares." She's seriously leaving?!
The White Wonder - Sodashi@whitewonder.bsky.social · last yr."....Nah. A lot of them are not as bad as me." She is being truthful. "There's 2196 of us so..." Do not bring up that number, dammit--.
"...If they're anything like you, I might need to move to another country instead of just dropping out." Oof-.
The White Wonder - Sodashi@whitewonder.bsky.social · last yr."Come on. Sodashi is a good person! She has told her family about you!" ...Oh no. Did she really...? "You're one of her friends!"
"Yeah, I think I'll pass. You're kind of just irritating like a lot of Pokemon rivals." Oof.
The White Wonder - Sodashi@whitewonder.bsky.social · last yr."Sodashi wants to be friends with you, though. You look like one of her siblings, after all." Oh. "Is that so wrong?"
"Then fend for yourself instead of dropping everything to stare at me like a kid who insists on saying hi to every stranger who walks by their house."
The White Wonder - Sodashi@whitewonder.bsky.social · last yr."Sodashi is just curious, you know? Her sisters aren't here right now. So she has to fend for herself!"
"...Words cannot describe how much I want to punch you sometimes."
The White Wonder - Sodashi@whitewonder.bsky.social · last yr."She wants to see how you can do it so she can learn. At the very least I can see what I am doing wrong if you are doing it well!"
"...Now you're just being unnecessarily difficult. Fine leave the machines open so somebody will win the plushes before you do. It's your own fault if you end up with even fewer to grab later."
The White Wonder - Sodashi@whitewonder.bsky.social · last yr."Sodashi wants to watch you first. And those machines aren't enough, especially since I want to get a plush for each of my relatives."
"...Seriously, there are other machines here. There's an open one right next to me. You don't have to wait until I'm done."
The White Wonder - Sodashi@whitewonder.bsky.social · last yr."Sodashi likes seeing others do stuff. And besides, she can casually wait for it to be open. She needs to get a gift for her sister soon. So this would work."
"Well sure. Sports on TV are for people who don't have the opportunity to properly play them themselves. But there are other machines. You can play the crane game yourself."
The White Wonder - Sodashi@whitewonder.bsky.social · last yr."It is pretty fun to Sodashi! It is more fun than sports on TV!"
...Piña likes having an audience and all, but... "...This can't possibly be fun to watch."
The White Wonder - Sodashi@whitewonder.bsky.social · last yr.She's just going to attend being an audience for the crane game. Don't mind her.
"...Dammit." Piña can't resist any longer... She's going back to the crane game.
"...Heh~" Piña, you can't just chuckle at somebody getting struck by lightning because they're overwhelming-.
Speaking of which, she also picked somebody up and had to be choked out.
The White Wonder - Sodashi@whitewonder.bsky.social · last yr......Okay. She is fixing the blender situation as we speak.... erm.... When she wakes up.
Sodashi doesn't come across as very smart, so... Anything is possible.
The White Wonder - Sodashi@whitewonder.bsky.social · last yr....Was Sodashi mixing up squids and starfish? What even is that? ...Though to be fair she did almost get dragged under so..
That's a squid. Or octopus. Not a starfish. Starfish have arms, not tentacles.
The White Wonder - Sodashi@whitewonder.bsky.social · last yr....Is that a giant tentacle in the distance coming out while she was knocked out? Is... Is Sodashi correct the entire time!?!
...Still dangerously close to the sand, so Piña's still going to get up and just leave Sodashi on the ground. The crabs will be eating well.
The White Wonder - Sodashi@whitewonder.bsky.social · last yr....There can be a Star Wars reference thrown in for Pina at this rate with sand. ...But she /is/ slowing down... she stopped inches before getting to the sandy parts of the beach and collapsed-.
"..." Choking harder- If Piña ends up touching sand, she is going to leave Sodashi's unconscious body exposed to the elements.
The White Wonder - Sodashi@whitewonder.bsky.social · last yr.Oh... She is running at extremely high speeds while being choked out. I-Is she trying to run to the beach before she is knocked out!?!
...Well, clearly Piña's only option now is to put Sodashi in a headlock and choke her out.
The White Wonder - Sodashi@whitewonder.bsky.social · last yr."...." She's latching onto Pina as she is running off with her. "Sodashi isn't crazy! Sodashi knows the giant Starfish exists! She needs to show people proof!"
"...I should probably find the director's office too, so I know where to leave the paperwork when I turn it in." ...Yep. She's absolutely not having it.
The White Wonder - Sodashi@whitewonder.bsky.social · last yr."... Sodashi can show you the giant starfish exists! A quick trip to the beach will show she isn't lying!" She knows it sounds unbelievable but.. she wants to show she is speaking the truth!
"...I should go fill out those withdrawal papers so I can turn them in quickly the moment I meet somebody who is in the top ten craziest." Looks like she's not believing a word out of Sodashi's mouth now.
The White Wonder - Sodashi@whitewonder.bsky.social · last yr."Dolphins are nice to Sodashi. She was almost dragged underwater and drowned by a 200 foot tall starfish! Starfish are evil!" ... A what now?
"...What. Just... Keep your distance from them and you'll be fine? It's the dolphins you need to worry about."
The White Wonder - Sodashi@whitewonder.bsky.social · last yr."For Sodashi, the only thing she worries about are.... THEEEMMMM. Starfish! STARFISH ARE SODASHIS WORST ENEMIES!!" What?
"Still not worth enduring sand. If I want to see swimsuits, I'll just go to a pool. And a lot of swimsuits just look stupid anyway."
The White Wonder - Sodashi@whitewonder.bsky.social · last yr."....Sodashi likes swimsuits since it shows the bodies of other girls real well." Is this girl not straight or.... "Is that so wrong-"
"...Not even the top ten, huh?" Piña's never going to get over that, huh? "There are more appealing things than swimsuits anyway. They're not worth dealing with sand for."
The White Wonder - Sodashi@whitewonder.bsky.social · last yr."Swimsuits! Any swimsuits work well! More swimsuits than the pool! MORE SWIMSUITS! MORE!!!"