If you count the amount of fully powered light pairs in the ceiling of the new preview, you'll see that only 12 are fully or partially visible. Could the number 12 be a reference to something perhaps?
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STAY TUNED TO never hear from us again. That's the reality.
We are glad to dissapoint. Any time. Every time. That's the UNBITN spirit.
FRAUD: New Polymarket stock named "Bay tomorrow?" has shot up 2,000,000,000,000% on "Yes", indicating that someone might be insider trading.
TMOne Bay Beta Tester Zai "TM" Gamer has leaked the newest Bay release date delay, possibly also alluding to the fact that TM2 Coast is never releasing.
Actually none of the campaign ATs are beatable. Have fun unbeaten AT people.
A recall of Captain Crunch's OOPS! All BayCars is being issued after a baby Alpine choked on a piece of cereal. We're sorry.
BREAKING: Johnotholomew Unbitn was caught printing COUNTERFEIT CURRENCY, with over 100 billion planets printed, being circulated BYPASSING NADEO TAX of 1 planet. florenzius' court ruling is at 1/8/2026.
During a sudden interview on florenzius' bed at 3 am, he stated that the interviewer was "ein hürensohn" and told that they must "get the fuck out of his house", which has major implications on Bay's release date.
We would like to say that no LLMs or AI were used during the development of TMOne Bay. ManiaScript is so artisanal that not even a prediction machine can predict it. Several devs were harmed from seizures during development.
If you or a loved one is experiencing sudden organ rearrangement (SOR), you may be entitled to legal compensation! BayCar drivers have reported several cases of SOR after driving on Blue magnets. Lawyer florenzius is in a class-action lawsuit against the Bay Road Company (BRC). Call now!
What are you guys talking about? We literally didn't do anything.
🎵🎶 Our new soundtracks for Bay are BANGING! Featuring artists like Skrillex, Realnest, Millbrook and أم كلثوم, you are bound to end up having it in your playlist! Are you all-ears? 👀 👂
Happy Pride Month! In celebration of pride month, TMOne Gay is now available in the Maniaplanet store as a demo for the long-awaited Bay. Collect pronouns in our new gamemode: "Woke Attack"!
We have turned the BayCar into a plushie. Available here: example.com
If bay gets leaked before release then you guys deserve nothing fun. Shame on you if you do that.
HEARTWARMING: A TMOne Bay fan in the hospital asked the make-a-wish foundation to give him early access. florenzius complied, and the fan was happy. Why don't stories like this ever trend............
