UncannyKyle

@uncannykyle.bsky.social

Data wrangler and dad by day, werewolf by night. I shook hands with the other guy in N'Sync once!

I’m trying to figure out how to letter comics in Affinity Designer on my iPad Pro, and the masking feature is breaking my brain. IIRC, when you mask in any other program, you put an object over the layer, and it hides the image below depending on B/W balance. In Affinity, it’s the opposite.

So you can emulate a 3DS on a Steam Deck and it’ll cruise along, but it looks…awkward. You don’t want to show just one screen and miss something, but the resolution math on fitting two at once isn’t mathing.

Metroid: Samus Returns on a Steam Deck

People complain about “homework” when it comes to the MCU like one of those movies is probably on FX right now. I’ve seen “Eternals” three times at the gym. My Mom didn’t give a shit about Marvel but if she got to see Chris Hemsworth, the clicker was put on the coffee table.

I get irrationally angry when I see some little boutique magazine printed out and exclusive distributed in waiting rooms, because without fail there’s always images in there that aren’t print resolution, or not in CMYK color format, or both. And I emphasize irrational because nobody else sees it.

So the state of the job market today; - there are no data analyst jobs within a four hour radius of me to apply to. - I have contacted every job I’ve applied to in the last two weeks asking for an interview - the nationally available remote jobs are all dead silent. We’re all screwed.

I’ve been wondering what the appeal of Harry Potter is for decades now, and at this point I’m worried that it’s just the fantasy that you can be unremarkable but someone will come along, declare you’re the most important person who ever lived and you deserve all the good things in life.

Found a wasp nest the size of a hockey puck under my back porch, this is like 2/3rds of the dead wasps I had to clean up after spraying it. I swear these things are IRL Xenomorphs.

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If I can’t find a job by September I’m gonna try to become a grocery store manager, because apparently you can make over $100k a year running an Aldi, which is like Trader Joe’s red state liberal cousin.

I have a New Nintendo 3DS XL, the yellow one with Pikachu on it. I got it broken for $40 and had Nintendo refurbish/replace it for $100 when they still did that. It sells on the secondary market for $550 and I almost feel like I should sell it just for the $400(!) ROU.

BlueSky is like my digital detox compared to other social media. It’s the only one I’m on that defaults to a chronological feed. I open it, see what’s new and go “that’s nice” and go back to my day. Like you’re supposed to.

"Stop giving me what you think I want! Pour yourself into the story. Have a clear vision for what it means to you, and then let me decide whether I like it and what it means to me." @polygon.com added a spicy take meter just in time to ask for games to take away the player creating their own story.